Today, pang the self-proclaim bus guru will reveal the different types of bus bullies that are out in the market. Those that make you curse and swear silently when you met them, those who you just want to show them the 'Finger' and ask them to F**K off the bus, those that simply make you Buay Tahaaaaan........
Number 1 - The Wailing Baby
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: They just cry, shout and scream non-stop but YOU can do NOTHING about it. For some unknown reason this type of bus bully is totally out of control. Their high-pitch scream will make deaf people feel hopeful and dog deaf. For us, we just suck our thumb cause even ipod can't save us.
Number 2 - The Atomic Head
Type: Curse and Swear silently
Description: They fall asleep the moment they sit down. then their head are filled with explosive waiting to drop on the nearest shoulder available. and YOU! are the unfortunate target. closer and closer it drop, the more u siam the lower it get. you nudge them, it stopped but the moment their eyes close it come again. *Not applicable to chais.
Number 3 - The Big Thigh
Type: Curse and Swear Silently
Description: You finally find a sit but he's a 'lil big size. No offence to bigger size people. But some just feel they deserve 2 seats! i try to push my way in... wah lao eh! but the sheer weight of their thigh simply overwhelm me. my groin are so tightly squeezed, my balls gonna pop! it feel worse than standing up.
Number 4 - This my SPOT!
Type: F**K OFF la!
Description: Hate the morning crowd when it's jam packed. However, the ride will be okay if everyone is considerate and move in. then one mother-F**ker simply scotch-taped up that spot and stand there like a statue. "EH! wtf! you doing!! move in la!!!", people in the front will suffer as they will experience the life of a can sardine in singapore.
Number 5 - The Persistent Aunty
Type: Hurry Up and F**k Off la
Description: You are resting when you can on the bus or just rushing for time. Then..."do-do-do-do-do" and again and again and again. on Bendy bus there are 6 scanners! wah lao, aunty if got problem scanning card while getting down, never mind la!!! why you have to try all the scanners, you like the sound isit??? then you bother the bus driver then try again and again. HELLO! just get off la, at most i return you that few cents you think you will lu-gi.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
JUNE!
Boys and girls JUNE is here! the GSS is here....
yeah i know Singapore sales are still expensive despite claiming 'sales!' everywhere...but open your eyes big, keep your ears clean and your shopping sensor alert and you can definitely sweep up some good deals happening around you. i am no shopping guru but there's some common sensical tips available:
1. forget brandless stuffs, GSS are when huge brands start to get generous for a while. erm, size are pretty limited but for me....no worries. hahaha! i wear the smallest.
2. note the date. go ASAP. but Beware! skip the weekend. head down on a weekday afternoon, avoid the crowd and salesperson are friendlier and more willing to serve.
3. flip through magazines, newspapers and whatever free publications you can lay your hands on. coupons, adverts, and tons of retailers are trying to attract you. eh but remember to do the filtering yourself.
4. credit and debit card are in your wallet for something. credit cards have the most unbelievable deals around which you may not believe sometimes. they give...you TAKE la!!
5. i know most people like me are damn freaking poor. heck la! got good deal just buy, just take! especially mouth-watering brand! Just buy them!!!
6. Last but not least. crowd are everywhere. meaning...chais are everywhere! got chais just bio, got chance just fish. but please do keep your hands to yourself. some things are better with your other half. if you don't have the other half, suck your thumbS when shopping.
yeah i know Singapore sales are still expensive despite claiming 'sales!' everywhere...but open your eyes big, keep your ears clean and your shopping sensor alert and you can definitely sweep up some good deals happening around you. i am no shopping guru but there's some common sensical tips available:
1. forget brandless stuffs, GSS are when huge brands start to get generous for a while. erm, size are pretty limited but for me....no worries. hahaha! i wear the smallest.
2. note the date. go ASAP. but Beware! skip the weekend. head down on a weekday afternoon, avoid the crowd and salesperson are friendlier and more willing to serve.
3. flip through magazines, newspapers and whatever free publications you can lay your hands on. coupons, adverts, and tons of retailers are trying to attract you. eh but remember to do the filtering yourself.
4. credit and debit card are in your wallet for something. credit cards have the most unbelievable deals around which you may not believe sometimes. they give...you TAKE la!!
5. i know most people like me are damn freaking poor. heck la! got good deal just buy, just take! especially mouth-watering brand! Just buy them!!!
6. Last but not least. crowd are everywhere. meaning...chais are everywhere! got chais just bio, got chance just fish. but please do keep your hands to yourself. some things are better with your other half. if you don't have the other half, suck your thumbS when shopping.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Back from HongKong, still as depressing.
After 5 days and 4 nights in Hong Kong, i'm finally back from the land which never sleeps. Damnit i have no idea what the people do there so late at night. 3am in the morning and still there are people walking around. It felt so weird last night around midnight when i reached home in my parent's car, looked around to see hardly anybody on the road. Hey maybe cos it's a Monday night right? Well them youngsters in Hong Kong apparently don't really care whatever night it is...
Well more about the trip less about my curiosity to their lifestyle. First 2 days and 1 night was spent in the Hollywood Disney Hotel, not the Disney Hotel. Quite a major difference if you ask me so take note if you ever head over there. Well yeah so i spent the majority of my first 2 days in Disneyland. Lots of taking pictures, buying stuff and eating expensive food. It was fun kinda fun tho, quite an experience. I know i've been to Disneyland America before but i don't remember the trip cos i was still young. Disney overall was quite fun, i'd rate it around 3.5/5 for all the fun time i had walking around taking pictures of practically everything and buying expensive souvenirs, hah.
After checking out from the hotel we headed down to Mong Kok to find our hostel. The first outlook of the hostel was kinda... disappointing. Well it was located in an old building, small room for 4 guys and just couldn't compare to the hotel at Disney. But hey, after the first night it became quite a cozy place to stay at. Since we already did quite abit of shopping at Disney, it was time to do alot more. After settling down in the hostel we immediately headed out for a sumptuous and cheap 'lunch' then went to Tsim Sha Tsui to walk the Avenue of Stars and catch the Symphony of Lights. Then a fast dinner and off to Temple Street and ended off at the Ladies Market which was right opposite our hostel. Well overall we spent most of the 3 days which were not in Disney running around Hong Kong eating, shopping, eating, shopping. At least we achieved what we set out to eat, woot. Kinda disappointed that i didn't really buy alot of stuff actually... And after reading one of my friend's msn nick i finally understood why i felt so depressed on the plane last night. His nick reads 'It is a rule, that after every new experience, one wakes up the next day feeling a sense of loss.' Made quite alot of sense to me and why i felt how i felt. Regrets and a tinge of sadness for all the things i missed out, the expected hype yet lack of it and overall just the little stuff.
Guess i should try to look forward to all the good stuff to come and keep the happy memories eh? Kinda hard when you're lost and yet stumbling into unchartered territories. The peaceful times and secure 'job' in the SAF is over and soon i will have my freedom back just to sell it to another. What to do i know not. Chill?
Well more about the trip less about my curiosity to their lifestyle. First 2 days and 1 night was spent in the Hollywood Disney Hotel, not the Disney Hotel. Quite a major difference if you ask me so take note if you ever head over there. Well yeah so i spent the majority of my first 2 days in Disneyland. Lots of taking pictures, buying stuff and eating expensive food. It was fun kinda fun tho, quite an experience. I know i've been to Disneyland America before but i don't remember the trip cos i was still young. Disney overall was quite fun, i'd rate it around 3.5/5 for all the fun time i had walking around taking pictures of practically everything and buying expensive souvenirs, hah.
After checking out from the hotel we headed down to Mong Kok to find our hostel. The first outlook of the hostel was kinda... disappointing. Well it was located in an old building, small room for 4 guys and just couldn't compare to the hotel at Disney. But hey, after the first night it became quite a cozy place to stay at. Since we already did quite abit of shopping at Disney, it was time to do alot more. After settling down in the hostel we immediately headed out for a sumptuous and cheap 'lunch' then went to Tsim Sha Tsui to walk the Avenue of Stars and catch the Symphony of Lights. Then a fast dinner and off to Temple Street and ended off at the Ladies Market which was right opposite our hostel. Well overall we spent most of the 3 days which were not in Disney running around Hong Kong eating, shopping, eating, shopping. At least we achieved what we set out to eat, woot. Kinda disappointed that i didn't really buy alot of stuff actually... And after reading one of my friend's msn nick i finally understood why i felt so depressed on the plane last night. His nick reads 'It is a rule, that after every new experience, one wakes up the next day feeling a sense of loss.' Made quite alot of sense to me and why i felt how i felt. Regrets and a tinge of sadness for all the things i missed out, the expected hype yet lack of it and overall just the little stuff.
Guess i should try to look forward to all the good stuff to come and keep the happy memories eh? Kinda hard when you're lost and yet stumbling into unchartered territories. The peaceful times and secure 'job' in the SAF is over and soon i will have my freedom back just to sell it to another. What to do i know not. Chill?
Monday, May 14, 2007
traffic.work.lunch.WA!
It can be a real torture having to haul my bloody ass out of my bed 7am in the morning everyday considering that it's school holiday. Brush my teeth with eyes half open and wake myself up with a cold shower. *shiver. Then drag my feet down to the bus stop and Miss. 190 is such a popular bitch that everyone is waiting to get on her. Turtles crawl on BKE and most of the time I am ass-on-ass with a fat guy. damn.
ZZzzzz, then i saw the puking-lion and i know life will turn for the better. Off i go as i shield my eyes against the welcoming sun! The day has started...out of fullerton underground. A taxi stopped...WA! nice legs...WA! short. WA! tight. WA! tube! WA! WA! *blink *blink. Enter Raffles Place. WAAaaaaa!
I love lunch time. I enjoy it even though i am alone all the time. The scenery is beautiful and bountiful. Do not doubt it. This freaking place thrash Orchard and Suntec in the weekend. Weekend are days when eye candies go easy and sloppy, when they are at work these candies are so nicely wrap you dun even care what they taste like. You just drool over by looking. The spicy lunch sun make them lose their blazers and jackets, add an exciting side dish of tight skirts and heels, lunch is unbelievably tasty. YUM~
C'mon down! if you have nothing better to do...grab a $1 ice-cream, sit down in the middle of the square. then the day will be of no regrets.
*Applicable to both male and female.
ZZzzzz, then i saw the puking-lion and i know life will turn for the better. Off i go as i shield my eyes against the welcoming sun! The day has started...out of fullerton underground. A taxi stopped...WA! nice legs...WA! short. WA! tight. WA! tube! WA! WA! *blink *blink. Enter Raffles Place. WAAaaaaa!
I love lunch time. I enjoy it even though i am alone all the time. The scenery is beautiful and bountiful. Do not doubt it. This freaking place thrash Orchard and Suntec in the weekend. Weekend are days when eye candies go easy and sloppy, when they are at work these candies are so nicely wrap you dun even care what they taste like. You just drool over by looking. The spicy lunch sun make them lose their blazers and jackets, add an exciting side dish of tight skirts and heels, lunch is unbelievably tasty. YUM~
C'mon down! if you have nothing better to do...grab a $1 ice-cream, sit down in the middle of the square. then the day will be of no regrets.
*Applicable to both male and female.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
A review
I dare to admit that I am quite a fan of Spiderman. It was my favourite cartoon, I had spiderman comic and an album full of Spiderman collectible cards. Parker's cynicism and nonchalant attitude impress me even when I was young.
Then came the movie...1st was ok. 2nd was bad. NOW...Zzzzzzz.
Parker's cynicism was clearly missing in the 1st movie. Then he suddenly he took off his mask and annouce "HELLO NY! Spiderman is Parker and M.J. forgive my MIA cause u love me kissing u upside down" damn... it ain't suppose to be lidat. Oh ya...just in case, MJ is not Parker top choice. Gwen Stacy was Parker true 1st love who died when green goblin kidnapped her and killed her. Then came Felicia, Parker's crush and after that finally it's Mary Jane Watson. Oh yes green goblin next, Harry Osborne is not some cool looking dude as like in the movie. He's a failure, a druggie.
The character's origin totally screwed up big time and so was the plot. Half way through, I couldnt stand Maguire's acting. How did Raimi come up with the idea that the symbiote cause Parker to become horny and show off his Saturday Night Fever moves. About the symbiote, it doesnt just fall from the sky. The truth was that it came to Earth with J. Jonah Jameson's son, yes the astro that MJ almost got married to on Spiderman 2.
Damn the movie, damn Hollywood. When did Spiderman become some emo guy always crying for Aunt May and MJ. 1/5 for the movie. The only thing cool was the symbiote and venom. Please note, it just the symbiote and venom (the guy acting as Eddie Brock sucks). ARGH~
Then came the movie...1st was ok. 2nd was bad. NOW...Zzzzzzz.
Parker's cynicism was clearly missing in the 1st movie. Then he suddenly he took off his mask and annouce "HELLO NY! Spiderman is Parker and M.J. forgive my MIA cause u love me kissing u upside down" damn... it ain't suppose to be lidat. Oh ya...just in case, MJ is not Parker top choice. Gwen Stacy was Parker true 1st love who died when green goblin kidnapped her and killed her. Then came Felicia, Parker's crush and after that finally it's Mary Jane Watson. Oh yes green goblin next, Harry Osborne is not some cool looking dude as like in the movie. He's a failure, a druggie.
The character's origin totally screwed up big time and so was the plot. Half way through, I couldnt stand Maguire's acting. How did Raimi come up with the idea that the symbiote cause Parker to become horny and show off his Saturday Night Fever moves. About the symbiote, it doesnt just fall from the sky. The truth was that it came to Earth with J. Jonah Jameson's son, yes the astro that MJ almost got married to on Spiderman 2.
Damn the movie, damn Hollywood. When did Spiderman become some emo guy always crying for Aunt May and MJ. 1/5 for the movie. The only thing cool was the symbiote and venom. Please note, it just the symbiote and venom (the guy acting as Eddie Brock sucks). ARGH~
Sunday, May 06, 2007
recipe for love or disaster?
1 old schoolmate/friend you haven't thought about in years, the new packaging...since there are so many rumours about that person.
1 love interest you're still not sure whether you're over or not.
2-5 of your closest friends.
80g of your fantasies, dreams and/or inspirations.
125ml of all the places you have the most intense memories of; whether good or bad.
a pinch of your current favourite songs/books/movies.
a dash of your average emotional state.
a hefty dollop of shadowy unknowns.
marinate your love interest in fantasies, dreams and/or inspiration thoroughly and leave to soak. slice the old schoolmate in small pieces and proceed to roast in your oven with shadowy unknowns and favourites on the side. after 1 hour, move the roasts and marinate into a frying pan and add your average emotional state, turning the pieces over once. stir fry until all moisture is gone, then add the closest friends and places of memory. stir intensely for 2 minutes before turning up the heat and covering the pan for 5 minutes. ingest slowly, over the period of one night.
1 love interest you're still not sure whether you're over or not.
2-5 of your closest friends.
80g of your fantasies, dreams and/or inspirations.
125ml of all the places you have the most intense memories of; whether good or bad.
a pinch of your current favourite songs/books/movies.
a dash of your average emotional state.
a hefty dollop of shadowy unknowns.
marinate your love interest in fantasies, dreams and/or inspiration thoroughly and leave to soak. slice the old schoolmate in small pieces and proceed to roast in your oven with shadowy unknowns and favourites on the side. after 1 hour, move the roasts and marinate into a frying pan and add your average emotional state, turning the pieces over once. stir fry until all moisture is gone, then add the closest friends and places of memory. stir intensely for 2 minutes before turning up the heat and covering the pan for 5 minutes. ingest slowly, over the period of one night.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Not again......
Damn...
Back track a few months back in Nov 2006, i post something about 4D and remember this picture...
Yes...this ticket was many months where my friend strike consolation prize after i gave her the 'OAS' to bet on after my 4D presentation. The number was 0211.
Back track a few months back in Nov 2006, i post something about 4D and remember this picture...
Yes...this ticket was many months where my friend strike consolation prize after i gave her the 'OAS' to bet on after my 4D presentation. The number was 0211. Damn again. On Nov 2006 it was consolation. BUT on this very day, 2 May 2007, 0211 came out as a top prize. When i came back from work and saw 0211 staring at me copied down by my dad, i was dumb-founded for a couple of seconds. Aaaaaaaaaa, another chance miss. And i don't think my friend bought this time around. i certainly cant believe i would see 0211 again, much less seeing it coming out as a top prize.
I think it's time i start t o trust this number. 0211. damn. u bite mi hard this time....
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