Return of the BUS BULLY and......here comes the retards.

howdy! the bus guru is back.... for more a**holic adventure. hence, i will continue to describe those irritable F**kers on the bus....here goes...

Number 6 - The STINK BUG!
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: the moment they come aboard or the moment you come close....you can smell the sourish, salty or wadeva smell u can think of. sweaty...smelly...dirty...BAWU la!! they look like rotten fish just netted from the sea of hell, with the unkempt dirty hair and clothes soaking wet with thousand yrs old sweat. don't hesitate please, press the bell and puke at the next stop if you're nice. otherwise, i dun think he smell any different if you puke on him.

Number 7 - The chocolate punksters
Type: F**K OFF la
Description: This chocolate skin punk dress like some clown from a local circus act and they will board the bus in herd just like animals hang out. And of course their brain size is small as a cow and so they thought they owned the bus. So they decide to clown around in the bus, like it's their circus stage and make a fool out of themselves. EVERYONE, and i mean ALL hate their them, but somehow i believe their pea size brain make them to slow to realise. F**K OFF la!

Number 8 - The modern bengs/lians (SGNs)
Type: F**K OFF la
Description: i believe the sony walkman phone are their choice of mobile. they simple love to 'share' their music with passengers on the bus. ya ya! those thrashy childish music and actions are disgusting. i don't think they have quite caught up with the technology of earphones/headphones yet. maybe, we can't blame them, SGNs anyway.
*For definition of SGNs please refer to previous post. In addition, people classified under SGNs may not be refering to below 21, there are some who can't seem to outgrow this phase.

Number 9 - The love birds
Type: Curse and Swear + Buay Tahan
Description: They flew on the bus as if it's written on the bus display that it's heading towards 'Love Paradise'. eh 190 ends at CCK la! i believe dearest bryan has had complaint umpteen times about the actions and behaviours of the love birds. they come in pairs and are obvious to us. but somehow everything seem oblivious to them.

Number 10 - The lost patient
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: This bunch of patient get lost while heading to IMH, so they start talking to everyone they see or cannot see to get a clue on going back. So if they start talking to you, or NO ONE beside you, help them please. give them direction and some clues on their whereabout. Buay tahan right....well better than sitting at bus-stop waiting for bus and patient point middle fingers at us and scold us vulgarity.
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Number -1(number below 0 are not bully, they are retarded) - Book Worm
Description: the bus is squeezy and everyone is trying to move in to let off some space. then she try to take out a book while moving in. after which, she starts reading while moving in, squeezing and trying to maintain her balance. even i who is sitting down feel uncomfortable. guess her brain is fried from too much reading

Number -2 - Stiletto Rocks!
Description: stiletto rocks! and i meant it literally. to all dearest ladies, i know you all love stilettos but please refrain from wearing if you know your balance is lousy and will be taking a bus. your balancing act is unglamorous and uncomfortable. trust me, yours truly, get motion sickness watching you rocking.

Number -3 - Hungry ghost
Description: i can say nothing more. they gobble food and drink on the bus like it's some posh restaurants. god damn retard. don't believe such exits, i just encounter one today. idiot.

Random generic thoughts by Bryan

Bryan is posting again.

So I've been absent. No one's missing me anyway.

Can't decide between Zouk or MoS. Life's real tough these days.

Listen to At Last by Diana Krall and Lou Rawls. Great stuff there.

Being good looking does not equate attraction..to me at least.

Starting again on t-shirt buying spree.

WOMAD is coming to town, again.

Some people know they are really dumb but persist in acting that way.

TCC's growing rather popular nowadays. Even the one at NAFA is packed.

Better start looking for other brands. Graniph's going to be the next Billabong.

GST increase is everywhere! Even my favourite Sapporo potatoe snacks have risen by 2 cents.

And not mentioning Mee Soto and Lor Mee cup noodles! Increase of 2 cents too.

Why isn't my salary increased by 2%? After all, I work in Government Schools Too.

Kazbah rocks my socks..but what is hydrosol ink though?

I'm Short, Fat and Ugly.

Random depressing thoughts... Stan

David Gemmell is dead. He died a year ago and i didn't even know.

Robert Jordan is still alive.

Suddenly i noticed how whiny and irritating i sound some times.

I think i love a girl. I don't think she has any interest in a future between us.

I have doubts. What do i know about love? More about hate.

I'm working for the money not for the enjoyment of my job.

Yet is enjoyment not self-created?

Drinking alot again alone.

I am afraid i cannot fulfill my dreams during my lifetime.

I hate myself.

I think i'm self-centered. Alot of 'I's in this post eh?

There is no ice and i am drinking my liquor warm.

This post should be renamed "I..." yet this way i can lengthen the post.

Love is only a feeling, not fading away but pointless.

My parents are returning home from the 2 weeks trip to Vietnam.

I have other things to say, but they cannot see the light of day.

Starlight, i will be chasing a starlight.
For the rest of my life...
I don't know if it's worth it anymore.

blogging

stan say "eh blog leh"
ok lor. so i decide to write something.
the past weeks have been boring. think at least for the 3 of us, the rest of the 06 maybe having a blast of their life. *shrug.
well....nothing much. meeting up for coffee is sort of the usual stuff. though nowadays we meet after work at bukit timah. crapping, discussing, laughing, smirking, lamenting, sighing, whining and... whatever.
anyway, we 3 are going phuket in august. main purposes: chill, tan, getaway.
so if u want anything we'll try to get. but on damn tight budget, judging from our accommodation and stuffs. but think we'll make the best.
yawn~~ ending a boring day with lousy thoughts hypnotizing my brain.
still....cheers people~

a glass in the urinal. some crap shit people do in club.