Wednesday, February 20, 2008

the tabloid!

once upon a time in...............
E was a "handsooooome", arrogant bastard.
he was frivolous in his way and good with girls. not to say his outspoken and friendly personality make him a popular figure.
getting close to girls, allow him to have many opportunities to "take picture" with them
obviously "most" were not willing.
and not very soon, his "pictures" were exposed!!!
the tabloid make a big hoo-haa and news got heated up.
police and mafia were involved,
the blacks and whites are both going after him.
despite his arrogance, E was a ball-less being. trying to get some protection from the police.
he did got protection but as expected it never last long.
and apparently, the husband of victim "C" was furious about E's actions and wanted to punch (oh i mean chopped) him. but luckily stop by a fellow policeman in the area. god bless~
Victim "P" of E was saddened and apologize in public but was already deemed as a Bit*h and sl*t, as public spit and insulted her.
At the point, E even though "convicted", was still ball-less and dare not admit his mistakes.
as the days pass, mafia and police both got irritated by E.
wat an idiot the media says.
will he change? wat will be his outcome?
it's time E starts to reflect, but the police seriously doubt he will.
the 9 strokes await.....

Thursday, February 14, 2008

It's that time of the year again

It's time of the year again when...

roses experience a spike in demand,

the supermarket runs out of your favourite chocolates and candy bars,

only to find that chocolates have experienced record high inflation at Candy Empire and the likes,

restaurants strictly cater for two,

queues at Mini Toons, Precious Thots and other gift stores snake further than when Singapore Pools declaring the pot is worth millions,

and when suckers all over the Singapore decide to love and irritatingly share their love with innocent bystanders(ie, singles) on public tranport, Orchard Road, The Esplanade and all other spots on this island that spans only 30+km from "coast to coast".

Valentine's Day. A day when there are only two possible outcomes. Either one scores or one gets his/her heart trampled and crushed worse than a herd of elephants stampeding across an anorexic's skinny ass.

Wouldn't it be better if humans were just asexual beings.

And people, if you do not want to get stunnered by your friend declaring he is attached to someone within 2 sips of that bi-weekly coffee affair...

MOVE YOUR BLOODY ARSE AND WORK HARDER.

Might actually keep one in the pink of health too, may I add...

Till then,
dance floor anthem's poster boy.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

yawn.

yawn~~
yes that's what i do most often during lessons.
time is ticking by slowly and the prof is mattering some theories that you have no ideas about.
then your eye lids began to feel heavy as your mind start drifting off to lala land.
if you experience such symptons of the doze-off-in-lesson syndrome.
then u need help fast.
but fear not, i am here to the rescue.

Medication 1
Dosage: HIGH
this medication dosage need to be especially high in the first lesson of the term, cause it will really help you throughout the term. Go to class early, get a strategic seat and start looking at fellow classmates strolling in. OBVIOUSLY, lookout for the eye candies.
oh yeah! check out girls with the best figure and fairest legs. they are going to motivate you for the rest of the term. lay your eyes on them when the prof suck big time. haha

Medication 2
Dosage: Medium
My oh my. someone please thank facebook. addictive games are bountiful in facebook. fancy a game of scrabble? or just wanna have some fun with jetman. it's a lifesaver!

Medication 3
Dosage: Medium
it's very important sit with friends. then what do you do? well easy....BITCH. boring prof makes boring lesson. bitch about the prof, about the irritating classmates with sissy voice and of course that pretty eye candy who maybe jus in front or beside you. cheers, life's great!

Medication 4
Dosage: Low
Any other methods. haha.

So i hope my advice come in handy to people who needs it.
Happy New Year!