Ladies, if ever you find a moustache growing on you, please please do something about it. According to Stan, fine hairs are agreeable but...

We came to a consensus that moustaches that can be seen in photographs should be lasered off. Please, for heaven's sake, leave the moustache thing to us guys. That's of course, if you find Ali G or Borat sexy, then leave it in place for all you care. I personally find Hitler revolting.

And a piece of friendly advice, ladies, never ever shave that moustache. That is a one way ticket to Hell and there's no turning back from the stubble and regrowth and shaving burns. Also, think of the money needed to be spent on razor blades and shaving gel. These lil bastards ain't cheap. Furthermore, imagine the indignity you will have to suffer should you be found using Gillete or Shick on that mouth of yours. The only stuffs for ladies from these brands are for leg hair. And if that is not enough of a reminder, waxing is the new shave.

Be smooth.