Tuesday, February 05, 2008

yawn.

yawn~~
yes that's what i do most often during lessons.
time is ticking by slowly and the prof is mattering some theories that you have no ideas about.
then your eye lids began to feel heavy as your mind start drifting off to lala land.
if you experience such symptons of the doze-off-in-lesson syndrome.
then u need help fast.
but fear not, i am here to the rescue.

Medication 1
Dosage: HIGH
this medication dosage need to be especially high in the first lesson of the term, cause it will really help you throughout the term. Go to class early, get a strategic seat and start looking at fellow classmates strolling in. OBVIOUSLY, lookout for the eye candies.
oh yeah! check out girls with the best figure and fairest legs. they are going to motivate you for the rest of the term. lay your eyes on them when the prof suck big time. haha

Medication 2
Dosage: Medium
My oh my. someone please thank facebook. addictive games are bountiful in facebook. fancy a game of scrabble? or just wanna have some fun with jetman. it's a lifesaver!

Medication 3
Dosage: Medium
it's very important sit with friends. then what do you do? well easy....BITCH. boring prof makes boring lesson. bitch about the prof, about the irritating classmates with sissy voice and of course that pretty eye candy who maybe jus in front or beside you. cheers, life's great!

Medication 4
Dosage: Low
Any other methods. haha.

So i hope my advice come in handy to people who needs it.
Happy New Year!

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