Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Bastard?
So what's the definition of bastards? And why would anyone in the right mind call themselves bastard. Many questioned the name of this aimless blog. Well, those we know us long, long, long enough will definitely and without a doubt know that we deserve this 'title' and 'accolade' knighted upon us during secondary school days. We are proud about it.
So what define us as a bastard. Hmmm... if you know any of us as an individual, the traits of a bastard will not be obvious. Basically, we are normal guy trying to survive in this dog eat dog world. We will/may be seen as a nice, quiet and sensible individual self. However, those who know us after a period of time will guarantee notice the little traits and characteristics that mark a true bastard.
Some of them will be as follow:
-overwhelming vulgarity from SOME our mouth
-cracking lame, cold and senseless jokes (we are good at this, give us a situation and it'll become a joke among us. Just ask the uncle that serve kopi living above Siong's house)
-talking about chim terms and lingos that only we know
-laughing at someone short-coming (when we are the one that don't have any strengths)
-selfish and many a times inconsiderate
-cynical "aiyah...."
-loud
-don't give a damn about what other think of us. we are who we are
-sometimes we like to act tough when we are timid at heart
-all talk and no actions
-POOR, very poor
Yes these are what you can see. When we come together as a group, you will truely know and believe that we are a group of bastards. These characteristics will shine like a invincible aura for us. (hey but we are not ah beng, at least we know we have better dress sense and thoughts than them). Many say, girls like bad guy. Judging by the 'attached' figures, I would say that make us good guys. Erm, this particular figure is on the rise, and there is this particular example who seem pretty attractive to 'young' girls (everyone know who's Hiong). Well, situation does change just like how policeman don't wear berms now.
So if you know any of us, don't be afraid ok. At least you know we are 'not bad' and we bastards are real and have true personalites. We don't hide, you will hear what you need to hear and see what you need to see. We are not fake. Above all, many of us are true good friends which you can trust and rely on. Need some lame humour, we are in. If you want to join this particular group, sad to say. Unlikely. (:
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Say cheeeese........
Here you go...
courtesy of SIONG
This photo was sent to me from the hiongiest guy in 06, SIONG! chalet at coasta sand i think many many years back. look at the pose that we striked and you know that we are still some kid trying to get a kick outta life. yeah! "SUCK IT!" that's what ed and stan say! and jun at the back trying to be friendly with his middle fingers.
hahaha! this is wat me and bryan came across at popular bookstore. yeah! it's a black mask, black hat, black clothes guy signing autograph and taking pics with his HIONG fan. obviously, all u out there know whose the 'anonymous' guy. His jokebook has been the all time best seller and meeting up with his fan is just a routine.

ok some cool wakeboard for show. doing some free advertising for Launch wakeboard. this is where me and stan have been visiting regularly to ride the wake. we are no pro but definitely getting better. Fancy a ride? do join us! Fun is guaranteed!
alright peeps...that's about all for this time. hope it's something interesting. will try to take more crap photos and upload them whenever we're free. hmmm....free?
Monday, January 22, 2007
Denial...
There is no definition to life, no exact meaning in fact. When you look up that old, thick, trusty dictionary or type 'life' into the miraculous google search box, the result don't exactly answer your question. Some people just keep thinking about what life is, while some just live it. For me, for some of us, we just keep thinking. My train of thought doesn't really have a final destination, so somehow it just keep moving, keep thinking. Thinking about what? I don't exactly know either, sometimes I just hope that it run out of steam so I can just heave a breath of relief, which have no result either.
See we just don't understand why we breathe, why we sigh, why take in that precious oxygen. Life is full of so many shit, too many undesired greed. It's like a paradox, a contradiction. Something no one really can grasp, always flowing, never static but regardless of its form, we are all living it.
That's why it seem that there is no answer to everything, even simple logic like 1+1 may not equal 2(ask stan why). So, that's why I try not to put an absolute to everything, at times I speak with intention more than what I implied and only I understand the underlying meaning. No one need to understand what the other side actually mean, otherwise that will really sucks. Just live your life the way you see it, like it or not. One lifetime ain't very long, ponder too much and you will miss out what you not ponder. Regard too much and you disregard more than what you regard. Nevertheless, our train of thought is still important. It keeps you sound, mindful and sensible. Everyone only need an ending terminal.
Life is enchanted. Almost all of us are captivated, spellbound and mesmerised. We shouldn't deny, might be better this way. Disenchantment comes only when you take in your last breath.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
the back of 2006
Its been a long time coming. Year 2007 has arrived, rather belatedly for this piece of blogging corner at least. Well, better late than never..so, Happy New Year~~
2006 was a milestone year, namely for the fact that I have freakin' ROD from the k-n-n-m-e-c-c-b-w-t-f-t-m-d(check the up coming dictionary v2 for explantion) SAF. Wahaha! No more being owned by muthafuckers all right. Also, 2006 has seen me earned serious cash, went to Taiwan for the first independent holiday without the parents(may it live long and prosper till they decide to go somewhere fun), earned more serious cash and buying a Xbox 360 and Samsung 19" Syncmaster 931BF. Now can you dig that, bastard?!
Year 2007 has seen some changes for me at least. Now Im jobless, having sacked myself before my previous company could sack me. I have seen such a disastrous end coming since November, when the ex boss accused me of being a major slack. I will be the first to admit that Im rather slack at times but major slack Im not. But anyway anyhow, its over and by a long time too.
Thus now Im trying to readjust to no job life, which means sleeping at 0200 and waking up at 1000, which isn't a very bad thing. At least I still wake at relatively normal hours. Daily routine includes 'wanking' my Xbox 360 and the new lcd monitor and trying to put in decent study time. Key word being trying.
So I wonder what 2007 would bring me. A new job? More retro and introspect on life? However, the definite pressing issues would be the darn studying/exams and my birthday. I think I will need a brand new being. A major overhaul of the body and the mind. Major major work and help is due in this really...'grey' area. Just ask Doris, she knows it since what...J1? Heh heh...
And zero comments on the lovelife bit. Very non-commital and very very no chance of anything happening.
Seriously.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
300+...
A couple of weeks have passed and 300+ days wait 2007. Basically, bastard like me don't really have much resolution for the year but still I do have something I wish for this year.
Erm, getting a gf aint really a concern or resolution, in case some of the bastards get concern. Well anyway, life's really simple for a retard like me. I mentioned before that Friends Rock my World and Hell yeah! I just wanna be happier this year and this goes to the rest of my friends who happen (lucky or unlucky) to know this bastard call xuxian. I just wanna do the thing I like... drinking coffee, slacking, mahjong, watch soccer, play tennis, wakeboard, reading the live update jokebook(muahahaha!), feasting on eye candies, talking about eye candies and well more candies or chocoloate to eat. I hope whoever can, just make all these come true this year. Hey hey, I hope to strike 4D top prize real soon man. I bring someone luck by giving out the ticket why can't I have the luck myself. I've been a good boy karma may treat me abit better this year. *shrug.
Well, GOOD LUCK my friends and fellow bastards. Do remember to do abit for charity, Singapore Pools is always open for us!
Saturday, January 06, 2007
First Post!
It's finally 2007, another 5 months or so to my ORD date (not inclusive of leave and off) and i'm actually kind of scared of going back to being a civillian. No more government to pay me money to slack, no more free food free lodging but most importantly, no more government to screw me in the ass. Whee! I think i feel like almost every other NSF, "I just wasted 2 years of my time..."
But oh well, it's the new year and thus new beginnings i guess.
Thanks to the 'Post Holidays Blues' most everybody is in a lethargic mood. Couldn't even find enough people for a mahjong session. Some people don't even bother to reply, i won't mention names but it's the bastard with the winged-animal-like-nose. And going out nowadays is such a chore thanks to people having monetary problems, time problems and 360 problems. Can't blame them tho, it's all a part of life man... So i end up trying to whip myself into shape and playing dota, such lifeless boring solo activities.
Since it's a new year and i haven't fulfilled my yearly same resolution since 2003's new year, i guess this year my new year's resolution is gonna be kinda easier. This year i resolute to live a healthier lifestyle, get into better shape and become more pro at wakeboarding. So much easier than stopping my pessimistic views towards life, live happier and getting a girlfriend right?
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friendship.
A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
Basically that's the general definition of a friend, dictionary meaning is sometimes vague and unclear. "A person whom one......" Well, so is friendship a "one-way only" or a "two-way traffic" I wonder most of the times in fact. This world is practical and often too materialistic to be realistic. Give and take is what most people presume and this logic undermine the meaning of friendship. One friend maybe giving all the time while the other friend just take without realising that this so called "friendship" is going in one direction. So is this call "friendship"? or is there another term for it? Well I don't know.
As for us, this particular group of people, the 06 bastards, are we friends? hah! I am not sure. Maybe not, now I think. Similarly, we also have people who are always taking and people who are always giving but that's not really the point anymore. Somehow rather we have accepted this fact, I got to say we know each other sometimes much more than we know our family. We just know what one bastard wanna say/do before he even know what he can say/do. Huh? ok i will give some example...
-Before Mr. eagle nose wanna pull his nose skin and say something... some of us will already start saying about it and he will think twice about pulling that eagle-like nose of his.
-Sometimes, the joke already start when we look at each other and start laughing like kuku before we even speak a word.
-When a MHBP walk by, either me or stan will say "MHBP" before dear bryan utters the four alphabets.
So is this "friendship"? Well I don't think so. But I have got a term for our relationship... "Bastardship" sounds much better...
Monday, December 25, 2006
Love...not actually
Another Christmas and this year was alone in my room while my family is out somewhere... dunno where. Kinda sucks...to make it worse I am watching "Love Actually", seeing kisses...hugs erm more kisses and hugs. Well, none make love (argh~). You know...it's probably a nice show with a happy ending, as everyone ended up with someone else, even the old christmas rocker has his fat manager for Christmas.
Forget it. Stan would probably agree with me as we both are complaining, lamenting about this lousy show that we just watch on our lonely Christmas night. Sucks~ I can't even think of a girl that I want to confess to, she doesn't even exist. yawn~~ nvm I think I'll just hug my beloved bolster and pillow and make love to my lovely blanket.
To all friends of this blog... WE ROCK!
cheers to 2007!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Rein it in
Therefore I present my Top 5 Songs for Rainy Nights (Dec, 2006):
Top 5 Songs for Classy Rainy Nights
(1.) Fly Me To The Moon by Diana Krall (Live In Paris)
(2.) The Girl From Ipanema by Nat King Cole (Jazz In Movies)
(3.) Moonlight Serenade by Glenn Miller Orchestra
(4.) Dream A Little Dream Of Me by K.D Lang & Tony Bennett (Jazz In The City)
(5.) Land Of... by St Germain (Tourist)
Top 5 Songs for Lovey Dovey Rainy Nights
(1.) Falling by Ant & Dec
(2.) Stars by Simply Red (Greatest Hits)
(3.) Kiss From A Rose by Seal (Batman Forever O.S.T)
(4.) Baby I Love Your Way by UB40
(5.) All You Need Is Love by Lynden Daivd Hall (Love Actually O.S.T)
Top 5 Songs for Slow Rainy Nights
(1.) Green Apples by Chantel Kreviazuk (Dawson's Creek O.S.T)
(2.) So True by Black Seeds (On The Sun)
(3.) Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put A Spell On You) by Aqualung (Strange and Beautiful)
(4.) The Blower's Daughter by Damien Rice (Closer O.S.T)
(5.) Fight Test by The Flaming Lips (Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots)
Top 5 Songs for Forlon Rainy Nights
(1.) The Waltz by Silje Nergaard (Port of Call)
(2.) Eve, The Apple Of My Eye by BellX1 (Music From The OC: Mix 4)
(3.) Collide by Howie Day (Stop All The World Now)
(4.) Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap (Speak For Yourself)
(5.) A Lack of Color by Death Cab For Cutie (Music From The OC: Mix 2) --> I would be crazy not to include Death Cab For Cutie..emo leh
Top 5 Songs For Uplifting/Inspirational Rainy Nights
(1.) Inner Smile by Texas
(2.) Black and White Town by Doves
(3.) Jealousy by Martin Solveig (Hedonist)
(4.) I Love A Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbitt --> of course mah, must love a rainy night!
(5.) Lost In Emotion by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
Top 5 Songs For Groovy Rainy Nights
(1.) On A Night Like This by Kylie Minogue (Light Years)
(2.) RocSette's Groove (Latin Horizon Mix) by Unsolicited Dubz (Lazy Dog Vol.2)
(3.) Freek A Leek by Petey Pablo (Still Writing in My Diary: 2nd Entry)
(4.) My Love by Justin Timberlake feat. T.I (PhutureSex/LoveSounds)
(5.) I Feel Good by James Brown
So there you have it, my personal top 5's for rainy nights in the month of december. Sorry for the lack of mandarin songs, not a really big fan of them. Honourable mentions go out to Forver Love by Wang Lee Hom and Superwoman by Cao Ge though. And needless to say, top whatever lists always stirs up a hornet's nets but then again...oh nevermind.
Bitching is always healthy but not about rain and more rain. Like how much can one bitch about rain and rain that hardly stops for two continous days? Give it a break, complement instead of competing.
Do stay tuned for Jan's Top 5s list. I only serve to please...master/mistress...
Friday, December 15, 2006
Hi all...
Well yes...there was a sort of outing for some 06 bastards as we show face at NTU business school bash.

These are some of the faces at the bash...dear Mr. KJ was probably dancing somewhere with his girl friends and dump us aside. Well, this not the point... The bash SUCKS! (Apology to NTU people, but I am merely stating the fact)
1st. The crowd ain't high. Hey hey, people! buy yourself some drinks to get high...argh~
2nd. The girls can't dance (noob). Turn off....ZZzzzzzzzzz
3rd. Everybody went home at 2am, the dance is COMPLETELY empty (wtf! 2am is suppose to be the PEAK man!)
Dearest mi and bryan ended up craving, lusting, desiring for Phuture and Zouk...I ain't going to bash again ended up in total disappointment after two lousy nights at MoMo. No more MoMo for me anymore.
Aside clubbing, I think I'll stop this lousy activity for quite some time for now. Beloved Stanley and myself are looking for people interested in wakeboarding. Erm ya...no typo it's WAKEBOARDING. Apparently this water sports is slightly addictive and we are looking for interested parties to join us so that it will be erm...cheaper? Guys and Girls all welcome (well, no doubt we prefer babes in bikinis. but probably won't have any judging from our CUI looks). Anyway, if ya love the sun, sea and wanna have some fun. I think wakeboard is pretty cool. So do let us know if you are interested. Thanks!
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Hey that's Life...
It's true. Don't argue against it, you will fail...really.
Back then when you hate something, rant about it, dispised it, laugh at why people did it...
But now, the irony sets in when you are actually part of something you used to hate.
Well well well... people go think about it. Did something lidat happen to you? Hey but it's actually not that bad. It's not really a sin. As stan said, sin is the way to life. I gotta agree with that. sinful indulgence is not wrong. One Life live it...you prob can't do something '21' when you are freaking '40'. If you are missing out on something which you refuse to accept now, go think about it. Try to accept it in a way which you can accept. *Terms and conditions apply
*Ya people, I am sure readers of our blog will be mature enough. Make wise decision, not stupid decision. Accept things that are not against law or against morality. hey well...it's pretty obvious what I am talking about. Be wise don't be hiong (refer to the previous post).
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Dictionary
Therefore, I present The Bastard Dictionary 101: Terms, acronyms and phrases oft muttered by us. (Dumb version)
Disclaimer: Due to lack of sponsership and the slight shortage in enthusiam, this is the dumbed down dumb version where the original meaning is translated directly to english, if any. Also, it is not sorted alphanumerically either.
MHBP or Mai Hiam Buay Pai: Not fussy not bad. Eschewing of high standards in times of desperation. "Eh, that girl might have moustache, still...mhbp lah."
LPKLK, MT or Lim Pei Ka Li Kong, Mai Tia: Your father told you so, don't listen! "See, lpklk, mt! Bramble lao again..."
Lao(4): To drop or miss the ball or object heading your way. "TMD, Bramble lao again. Newcastle lose liao"
TMD or Ta Ma De: Literally meaning that person's mom's. See above for use of acronym.
Wa: Form of exclamation. Oft used to express shock, realization or dismay. "Wa,wa, wa... short, short..."
Chai: Pretty girl. "Eh, your groupmates there got chai anot?"
Hiong ah: Also know as Zhai. Means powerful or great. "Wah, you in SMU, hiong ah!"
Cui: Broken a.k.a cannot make it. "Chai over there....ehhhhh, sorry, sorry. CUI one."
Sagat Leaping Knee: A new move for goalkeepers in the game of football whereby the custodian leaps with one knee out in the air to physically stop an opponent from latching onto a through pass. Imitated from Street Fighter's Sagat. "Wa, damn hiong. Leaping knee people liao still dun wanna say sorry."
Liuuuu....Stannnn: Term of endearment. Used when drunk or hopelessly drunk. "Liuuu...stannn...*silence*..."
So there you have it, some of the terms, acronyms and phrases we bastards often use during conversations. More of such terms will come by, once we integrate them or yours truly find the inspiration to blog more. Till then, mug hard for your exams hor.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Sad day in the library...
While in the library i hunted the fiction section for my beloved fantasy novels. And while browing through i found my treasured book, The Hawk Eternal by David Gemmell. But thats beside the point.
While searching i overheard this little boy who ran up to his mother sitting on a bench in the library. He was carrying a this skinny yet big faced book, looked like one of em children stories. He was pestering to borrow the book but his mother refused.
What his mother told him, or what i remember of it was "Borrow for what? You cannot even read the words."
And the son retaliated with "But i know how to read the words!"
Mother, "But you read already also don't understand, read for what? Put back the book lah."
If this were to happen alot in Singapore, i guess that is why Singaporeans nowadays don't like to read much. Or why our children aren't as 'smart' or 'hardworking' as foreign students.
Reading in the past was a privellege left to the nobles or rich. Books used to cost gold in their weight. Nowadays people don't even know how to appreciate paper. But what made me sad, was that this mother could have allowed her child to borrow the book. Then whatever he did not understand she should either explain or ask him to look up a dictionary. I remember that was how it was for me when i was growing up and what i still do when i run across words i don't understand. This would cultivate a good reading habit, a greater sense of curiousity and a hardworking spirit in the young. But all ruined thanks to a mother who knows no better. I don't blame her, maybe she did not get a good upbringing or she was having a bad day.
Final words for the post. Maybe not everyone likes to read or not everyone has the imagination to read. But please do not restrict this right to our youths. And btw, DAVID GEMMELL ROCKS! So does Salvatore, Feist, Gaiman and many more, haha.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Do you know? An apology.
"Army. The Decisive Force."
Ever watch the commercial "Life story of Nick" where it's so boring that everyone falls asleep and Nick's life changed after joining the Navy. WOah~~
Bullshit.
Urban Legend: "eh boy when you come out of the army you're going to be strong and mature, just like your papa now."
Ya right... you probably hear this in your life once whether you are a guy or a girl. But seriously this is a whole chunka crap. 1st, it's never decisive. Those big shots just can't freaking make up their retarded mind and it's us the little midgets that suffer! Changes keep coming and we slogged our days with the puny allowance they give us...while they enjoy their coffee in aircon room. Exciting? Hah! probably...when you make love with mosquitoes in the wild and get screwed by the rank bigger than you. Definitely AWESOME!
Boys curse and swear thinking that it's cool. Midget like us in army curse and swear because we meant it. They say we mature in there...No, it's the other way round. I hate myself more now. I don't really like to swear and say the 'F' word and some other vulgarities that you hear me cursing. I really hate it. Unfortunately, it's been rooted deeply into me now after 2yrs 2mths. Picking up smoking is not that bad in army, picking up swearing is so much worse. I have degenerated.
Yes I have O-R-D. But so what...look at what it has done to me... Henceforth, I sincerely apologise to myself and those we often hear me cursing. Please stand the little nonsense that I blurt out. Forgive me...
yawn~~
Friday, November 24, 2006
beer...food...soccer...and...?
So it's me updating this post.

Yes the 3 of us again...but this time at my house. Doing nothing... watch soccer...eating junk food...pizza, KFC, chips and some other junk shits that u can think of that make us fat. hah! Had some adventure with Stan that day though. We wanted to call for delivery but for some reason 62353535 just refuse to get me thru to the operator. So I decide to drive out..yes me the one w/o license as stan refused to drive my dad's car. Well it's a little bumpy(literally) but it turn out fine but parking the car back was one Hella challenge...but still nothing is too tough for the 2 of us.

Stan: yay! Pang din kill me...and it's finger licking goood~
Bryan: eh where's my chicken drumlet????
Heineken anyone?
Thursday, November 23, 2006
eh?
Well, if you are like us, bastards or the the female versions of us or bimbos or alcoholics or a lil chao lao face or unfortunate enough to have a suicidal amount of facial hair... do NOT take that leap of faith or it will be a one way ticket to Hell. Imagine taking a leap into Hell, not very nice ain't it. Very painful, to say the least.
Why not to take the leap one might ask? Eh hello. If you are as described as above, it means that you are C.U.I. What makes you think that they are looking at you? There might be a hot hunk or babe unfortunate enough to be standing or seated behind you. Or worse, that person who is looking at you might be thinking, "Wah lau eh, tak boleh tahan! So cui still wanna take up space. Block my view only..."
But actually, if you're a bimbo..you can actually give this a shot. After all, you are already discounted as a bimbo, so nothing more is left to be lost, right?
Looking before you leap didnt't matter much...till now.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Tis the season...
But anyway, thanks to some obscure reason, my holidays have ended up being pushed forward. Instead of clearing my leave and off during the Christmas period so i could spend time with family and friends, i am now officially clearing it from the 24th Nov till 10th Dec. How exciting. So anyone free during that period, feel free to ask me out as i'll probably be rotting at home or finding something to do.
P.S. I Love my Job. Such fulfilment, excitement and sense of Pride.
Monday, November 20, 2006
Stereotypist?
Let's face it people we are all bias and freaking stereotype in one way or another. For me, scholars from Country 'I' are loud, speaking in their proud accentuated English and have enough money for only one bird. Darn... there is a group besides me now talking loudly in the library. "Shuddup la!"
But please people, we should all open our narrow mind a bit somehow. Singaporean are way too conservative and that include myself. Maybe we should start seeing things from a different angle to gain a better perspective, in another word 'break out' (well in another sense, not the one in bryan's dictionary). Haha...
So, let's try somethings now...
A guy in berm and black socks and leather shoes may not be from Country 'C'.
A couple of muscular guy in singlet walking out the gym may not be gay.
A couple eating together may not be in a relationship.
Don't look down on the fatso over there, they may be richer and have a prettier gf than you.
and well...
A 16 years old look-a-like may in fact be 21 already. Darn~ Hahaha...
*alone in the freaking library and exhausted by law. Mugging sucks! yawn~~
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Chong Ming's Birthday
Went out with Bryan, Glory, Birthday-boy and ShiHan (dunno how to spell her name) to Brewerkz to 'celebrate' his birthday.
Sadly all the photos are in Bryan's phone and Glo (or ShiHan i dunno whose) camera so no picts for now. Await updates.