Bastard?

Alright it's pang posting again...those 2 are lazy and slacking away.

So what's the definition of bastards? And why would anyone in the right mind call themselves bastard. Many questioned the name of this aimless blog. Well, those we know us long, long, long enough will definitely and without a doubt know that we deserve this 'title' and 'accolade' knighted upon us during secondary school days. We are proud about it.

So what define us as a bastard. Hmmm... if you know any of us as an individual, the traits of a bastard will not be obvious. Basically, we are normal guy trying to survive in this dog eat dog world. We will/may be seen as a nice, quiet and sensible individual self. However, those who know us after a period of time will guarantee notice the little traits and characteristics that mark a true bastard.
Some of them will be as follow:
-overwhelming vulgarity from SOME our mouth
-cracking lame, cold and senseless jokes (we are good at this, give us a situation and it'll become a joke among us. Just ask the uncle that serve kopi living above Siong's house)
-talking about chim terms and lingos that only we know
-laughing at someone short-coming (when we are the one that don't have any strengths)
-selfish and many a times inconsiderate
-cynical "aiyah...."
-loud
-don't give a damn about what other think of us. we are who we are
-sometimes we like to act tough when we are timid at heart
-all talk and no actions
-POOR, very poor

Yes these are what you can see. When we come together as a group, you will truely know and believe that we are a group of bastards. These characteristics will shine like a invincible aura for us. (hey but we are not ah beng, at least we know we have better dress sense and thoughts than them). Many say, girls like bad guy. Judging by the 'attached' figures, I would say that make us good guys. Erm, this particular figure is on the rise, and there is this particular example who seem pretty attractive to 'young' girls (everyone know who's Hiong). Well, situation does change just like how policeman don't wear berms now.

So if you know any of us, don't be afraid ok. At least you know we are 'not bad' and we bastards are real and have true personalites. We don't hide, you will hear what you need to hear and see what you need to see. We are not fake. Above all, many of us are true good friends which you can trust and rely on. Need some lame humour, we are in. If you want to join this particular group, sad to say. Unlikely. (: