Dictionary

Langauge is a wonderful thing. It is the one essential ability that differentiates humans and animals. Be thankful that you can scream 'fuck you asshole' at your enemy instead of growling incoherently. For all the lovebirds out there, be glad that you can say 'I Love You' instead of mewing or whining and making people wonder if you are hungry or not.

Therefore, I present The Bastard Dictionary 101: Terms, acronyms and phrases oft muttered by us. (Dumb version)
Disclaimer: Due to lack of sponsership and the slight shortage in enthusiam, this is the dumbed down dumb version where the original meaning is translated directly to english, if any. Also, it is not sorted alphanumerically either.

MHBP or Mai Hiam Buay Pai: Not fussy not bad. Eschewing of high standards in times of desperation. "Eh, that girl might have moustache, still...mhbp lah."

LPKLK, MT or Lim Pei Ka Li Kong, Mai Tia: Your father told you so, don't listen! "See, lpklk, mt! Bramble lao again..."

Lao(4): To drop or miss the ball or object heading your way. "TMD, Bramble lao again. Newcastle lose liao"

TMD or Ta Ma De: Literally meaning that person's mom's. See above for use of acronym.

Wa: Form of exclamation. Oft used to express shock, realization or dismay. "Wa,wa, wa... short, short..."

Chai: Pretty girl. "Eh, your groupmates there got chai anot?"

Hiong ah: Also know as Zhai. Means powerful or great. "Wah, you in SMU, hiong ah!"

Cui: Broken a.k.a cannot make it. "Chai over there....ehhhhh, sorry, sorry. CUI one."

Sagat Leaping Knee: A new move for goalkeepers in the game of football whereby the custodian leaps with one knee out in the air to physically stop an opponent from latching onto a through pass. Imitated from Street Fighter's Sagat. "Wa, damn hiong. Leaping knee people liao still dun wanna say sorry."

Liuuuu....Stannnn: Term of endearment. Used when drunk or hopelessly drunk. "Liuuu...stannn...*silence*..."

So there you have it, some of the terms, acronyms and phrases we bastards often use during conversations. More of such terms will come by, once we integrate them or yours truly find the inspiration to blog more. Till then, mug hard for your exams hor.