eh?

Have you ever wondered if that girl or guy who keeps looking your way is interested in you, even a tad bit interested? And that smothering eye contact? Have you ever wondered what would happen should you take that gigantic blind leap of faith and just approach that person?

Well, if you are like us, bastards or the the female versions of us or bimbos or alcoholics or a lil chao lao face or unfortunate enough to have a suicidal amount of facial hair... do NOT take that leap of faith or it will be a one way ticket to Hell. Imagine taking a leap into Hell, not very nice ain't it. Very painful, to say the least.

Why not to take the leap one might ask? Eh hello. If you are as described as above, it means that you are C.U.I. What makes you think that they are looking at you? There might be a hot hunk or babe unfortunate enough to be standing or seated behind you. Or worse, that person who is looking at you might be thinking, "Wah lau eh, tak boleh tahan! So cui still wanna take up space. Block my view only..."

But actually, if you're a bimbo..you can actually give this a shot. After all, you are already discounted as a bimbo, so nothing more is left to be lost, right?

Looking before you leap didnt't matter much...till now.