IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!
Dinner's all over the floor now..bummer.
For all the lovebirds out there, lucky you ah. All the best too. May you stay relatively rich and thus remain attached. Don't let it be said Im one jealous piece of shit, heh heh.
Anyway, to all my fellow SINGLE brothers and sisters out there, do not despair. There are things for you on this day as well. You can always go to a restaurant or dining place with your buddies, make hell lotta of noise and generally disturb, interrupt and irritate the couples out there. You can always crawl into bed with a nice book like The Alchemist by Paul Coelho and learn that there is much more to life than finding and having that special one. If you really want someone to bonk(which i suspect is the real motive for the modern valentined), hop down to Geyland, Keong Siak or any suspicious tui na shop lor.
To round it off, let me dedicate a song to all singletons out there. Emotional Weather Report by Tom Waits. Let it teach you that life is like the weather, there will be good and bad days, there will always be a new day ahead.
And in the spirit of Valentine's Day(which i barely wanna acknowlege), here is something special for you all...
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