Always watch you say.

Always watch what you write.

Always warch what you see.

Cause karma bites...

and not only does it bite...

it kicks you in the balls...

when you least expect it to.

but maybe abit song too lah, hah!

the tabloid!

once upon a time in...............
E was a "handsooooome", arrogant bastard.
he was frivolous in his way and good with girls. not to say his outspoken and friendly personality make him a popular figure.
getting close to girls, allow him to have many opportunities to "take picture" with them
obviously "most" were not willing.
and not very soon, his "pictures" were exposed!!!
the tabloid make a big hoo-haa and news got heated up.
police and mafia were involved,
the blacks and whites are both going after him.
despite his arrogance, E was a ball-less being. trying to get some protection from the police.
he did got protection but as expected it never last long.
and apparently, the husband of victim "C" was furious about E's actions and wanted to punch (oh i mean chopped) him. but luckily stop by a fellow policeman in the area. god bless~
Victim "P" of E was saddened and apologize in public but was already deemed as a Bit*h and sl*t, as public spit and insulted her.
At the point, E even though "convicted", was still ball-less and dare not admit his mistakes.
as the days pass, mafia and police both got irritated by E.
wat an idiot the media says.
will he change? wat will be his outcome?
it's time E starts to reflect, but the police seriously doubt he will.
the 9 strokes await.....

It's that time of the year again

It's time of the year again when...

roses experience a spike in demand,

the supermarket runs out of your favourite chocolates and candy bars,

only to find that chocolates have experienced record high inflation at Candy Empire and the likes,

restaurants strictly cater for two,

queues at Mini Toons, Precious Thots and other gift stores snake further than when Singapore Pools declaring the pot is worth millions,

and when suckers all over the Singapore decide to love and irritatingly share their love with innocent bystanders(ie, singles) on public tranport, Orchard Road, The Esplanade and all other spots on this island that spans only 30+km from "coast to coast".

Valentine's Day. A day when there are only two possible outcomes. Either one scores or one gets his/her heart trampled and crushed worse than a herd of elephants stampeding across an anorexic's skinny ass.

Wouldn't it be better if humans were just asexual beings.

And people, if you do not want to get stunnered by your friend declaring he is attached to someone within 2 sips of that bi-weekly coffee affair...

MOVE YOUR BLOODY ARSE AND WORK HARDER.

Might actually keep one in the pink of health too, may I add...

Till then,
dance floor anthem's poster boy.

yawn.

yawn~~
yes that's what i do most often during lessons.
time is ticking by slowly and the prof is mattering some theories that you have no ideas about.
then your eye lids began to feel heavy as your mind start drifting off to lala land.
if you experience such symptons of the doze-off-in-lesson syndrome.
then u need help fast.
but fear not, i am here to the rescue.

Medication 1
Dosage: HIGH
this medication dosage need to be especially high in the first lesson of the term, cause it will really help you throughout the term. Go to class early, get a strategic seat and start looking at fellow classmates strolling in. OBVIOUSLY, lookout for the eye candies.
oh yeah! check out girls with the best figure and fairest legs. they are going to motivate you for the rest of the term. lay your eyes on them when the prof suck big time. haha

Medication 2
Dosage: Medium
My oh my. someone please thank facebook. addictive games are bountiful in facebook. fancy a game of scrabble? or just wanna have some fun with jetman. it's a lifesaver!

Medication 3
Dosage: Medium
it's very important sit with friends. then what do you do? well easy....BITCH. boring prof makes boring lesson. bitch about the prof, about the irritating classmates with sissy voice and of course that pretty eye candy who maybe jus in front or beside you. cheers, life's great!

Medication 4
Dosage: Low
Any other methods. haha.

So i hope my advice come in handy to people who needs it.
Happy New Year!

2008

yes yes i know this blog haven been updated for eons and we are truly apologetic.
and well what do you know? this is the 1st post of 2008, when more than half of January is already gone.
but well better late than never.

yes well, i believe most or not some who are reading this has been to our "10years anniversary" chalet. and i do hope that it's has been a OK bbq. since i prepared and planned for the food, i hope that it's edible and none of us crap your bowel out.

life is still after all pretty much the same and nothing change much.
well at least to me.
can't say much for the other 2 authors. *shrug.

ya so it's still school and aplenty of projects ever ready to hog my time.
if any of you are wondering...yes we are still wakeboarding and still looking for interested parties.

let me see what i still have to say.
ok i am still broke, and if anyone of you have any lucrative and LEGAL deal, do feel free to look for me. i am a good worker.

and i guess chinese new year will be coming up real soon, so would like to say Happy Lunar New Year! just in case we forget about this blog again.

cheers 2008!

gone.

dear all,

i wish all a merry christmas.

and yes it's christmas once again and this signifies that another year has passed.
how fast. 2007 seem like an express service, at least to me.
much things has happened and much things has not happened.

well i guess it's still pretty boring for me.
school. project. wakeboard. coffee.
the same old things and maybe just something different.
i dunno.

ya many things i dunno. 2008 is coming soon and i think i need to do something.
loosen some end and tighten up some.
ya....

anyway a Merry Christmas to all again.
and ya guess snow is not going to fall.
maybe next year it will.
maybe...

The end approaches

No it's not the apocalypse, ragnarok or whatsoever, it's the end of 2007.

What joys, sorrow, laughter, pains shall we meet in this new and coming year.

Our gathering of the decade approaches soon and most of us look forward to it i guess.


Well before the end reaches, we have another holiday called Christmas to celebrate. All the joy and laughter, gifts and food. Don't you just love Christmas. Such joyful music to soothe the soul, such good food, such... Spirit. Not.

I guess this shall be my last post for this year. Perhaps next year i shall have more less gloomy topics to talk about. Most probably not. I'll still be the gloomy emo fucker i guess.

the truth about exam.

ok i have to write something.
and i believe for most, exam are already over and cheering to the joy of holidays. yeah!!!
well ya...so am i.
for the past weeks, my life has seriously been crazy.
never mind about the details, not very interesting anyway.
but still as i mug my way to exam, i realise some craps about exam and mugging. hmmm...

1. mug for 20hrs
i wonder how people mug for 20hours? well guess, i "pulled it off" somehow as well.
but what the hell man? how many of these 20hrs were effectively spend on studying.
bullshit i think. i think i probably jetman on facebook at least 1/2 the 20hours.
and well of cos the toilet break, lunch break, tea break, music break, nose-digging break and what have you in between.
Conclusion: forget about studying 20hrs. next time, maybe i'll sit down for 4hrs straight. and sleep and slack the next 20hrs.
yay!

2. late late night
just yesterday i realise how wasteful and stupid i am to stay up quite late. damn.
but i got a perfect reason to do it. i guess.
it makes my almighty guilty conscience feel better. ya... you somehow psycho and believed that studying late into the night make you HARDWORKING. oh hell yeah...
how powerful is our brain when all want to is just sleep our ass off. doh~

3. does it really helps?
one day after a library mugging session. i was beginning to think....
eh i mug my ass off, but does it really contribute to a better grade?
how many extra 1 or 2 marks will i get through all these thousand hours of mugging?
somehow i think, the correlation is minimal.
we don't have a mugging ticker. so prof don't grade you on how long u mug
so why do we mug so hard?
arh....the guilty conscience has does its magic again.

well to conclude...erm...
exam sucks.
hah!
but never mind, holidays here...
Christmas is around the corner.
and during this period you somehow feel that snow might just fall in our tropical country.
cheers!

The old times

To mark the coming celebration of the 10 years that we have been together, here's a series of gifts coming from me. Those born in 1985-1990, don't deny these are "classics" and will probably be played in Mambo Jambo nights in the future, hah!







Then we grew up a little...





Grew up a little bit more...



Realised our follies...





And now we are stuck...










Cheerios~

Winter

It's a moody, gloomy time of the year when the rains, not snow, come to our 'sunny island'.

The so called 'holiday seasons', for us lonely bastards it's the time to whine about how our lives suck and everything else.

Not only have the bus prices went up, but so have the ERP charges.
Please don't blame the government.
It's the holiday season, we all need some extra money.

And hell yeah i agree with Bryan. Every morning i have to wait around 15 minutes for a bus if i'm lucky. If not i'd have to wait around half an hour for a bus. So what the fuck am i paying more money to the bus companies for when i have to wait half a fucking hour for a bus then squeeze on to the bus with every other mother father's son for another half hour to reach my work place? And this is on a weekday. For weekends usually i'd have to wait around half an huor to 45 minutes for a bus, why? Because of a lack of bus drivers? Maybe we should get some foreign bus driving talents.

Even without snow and the lack of sunshine, winter still does things to our brain. Scientifically proven that the lack of sunshine makes people more depressing tho. Oh wow it just started raining. Maybe thats why em vikings were such savage and brutal fighters, they were depressed. Being in such a mood constantly can not be good for you.

Well, yeah, i think i did a post last year around this period of time about how much i hate this season cos of lots of reasons, guess they stay the same. Usually i hate life in general, this season just makes me hate it more ya...

For all those with exams and stuff, hang tight on the raley ya?

Rant rant.

Winter has come.

There's some discussion going round Singapore lately, and it all has to do with our MM Lee's declaration that it only takes twenty minutes to get from one corner of our dear island to another corner.

Twenty minutes! 20! Excuse me uncle, are you living on the correct island or not?

I wait 20 mintues waiting for SMRT Service 171 from Woodlands Interchange every morning at 0730hrs! Peak hour hor...

It takes me 20 bloody minutes for the bus to crawl from the Salvation Army bus stop along Upper Bukit Timah to the one opposite King Albert Park. And another 20 minutes to my final destination at ACS Barker Road!

Eh uncle, who are you trying to bluff??? Maybe one day, the whole government should just take public transport to wherever they are going, during peak hour. Do not notify SBS or SMRT for that matter, so that they could put out more buses/services just for show/to impress/to cast delusions of granduer, on that SPECIAL SPECIAL day only.

If you are late for parliament, please, sack yourselves.

It's me

Feels kinda weird really, after such a long hiatus. Well, can't only expect Pang to keep this thing going. My life so far can been summarised into three basic catergories...

Things I have done:

Piss my boss off.
Started looking for a new job.
Saving lucre for Taiwan trip.
Stopped buying clothing.
Cleaning my room.
Redecorate my room.

Things I have not done:

Study.
Serious exercise.
Not antagonize the boss further.
Buy Halo 3.
Buy FM 2008.
Take my driving licence.
Club.

Things I have bought:



As you can see, life is zero on the thrill factor, zilch on the hot factor and numero uno on the dud factor.

Here's some food for thought. Would you rather earn four million dollars in 4 days or be the most perfect person in 4 days? I would take the money.

After all, no one is perfect

again...

how come it's me posting again. if you still happen to read this blog.
*shrug. i have no idea either.
i am typing all this words and alphabets...erm...just to not let this place died away. well, i guess we all have been busy.

i dunno how to continue from here...so let me think about it.
ok here goes...
i am sorry that i turned down several soccer gatherings as i am too tired and tied up with INTERESTING projects and reports.
but most importantly i think i just want to make my guilty conscience feel better by not going out too much.

we have not been to town at all for the past couples of month and are seriously demoralise. we are seriously deprive of coffee and chais. life has been dreary.

if you happen to see me...say 'hi' and please avoid "smu is cool" or "wah you wakeboard, rich ar!". my life and finance are in dire state and whoever almighty is up there, maybe you can do something to help me? 4d is good, toto better, big sweep best. THANKS!

ya wakeboard. i conclude that whoever read this blog are not interested at all. but still i ask...
do you wanna...wake? just leave a tag. we love to accommodate.

yes school been kinda tiresome. i just achieve an accolade by scoring the lowest in class for one of my mid-term. i have near zero zest to study. lacking sleep i guess. yawn~~

an ah teong is sitting beside me right now. making noises and blasting music into his ears. i guess i hate him. yes i do.

stuck in a moment. i cant get out of.
but nvm...life like this.
there still aplenty of jokes around and retards for me to mock at.
so pang is still here, when you see me, i'll still be smiling.

cheers!

invasion.

i am a chinese. dark hair, black eyes and i speak mandarin. yes fluently. i love chinese. chinese character are so beautifully constructed that each and every is like an art form.

but damn. i hate PRC aka ah teongs. they spoil the whole culture with their invasion in our country and the bad image they brought along with them. this is especially so when you are surrounded by them in every aspect of your life.
they are employed to sell food in hawker centres, construction sites are filled with them, they patrol orchard in large group and they dominate the school library making it their little homeland.
why are they everywhere? i cant blame them for banging too much that their government was forced to implement the 1-child policy but don't overspill to our country what. it's already so damn bloody small.
walking around with their noisy electronic dictionary, reserved place in library, talking aloud in public, annoying people with their rude behaviour, and showing off their horrendous fashion sense and they think they are always right. hello....ah teong you are in Singapore.
i pitied the younger generation. back in my sec sch days, my sch was ALMOST all singaporean, with only a couple of PRC. i don't mind. we speak in our beloved and respected singlish that we adored. now, every school will soon be invaded by them. oh damn, i wont be shock when my kid or nephew start speaking in english heavy accentuated PRC slang.
no offence, i know several PRC. they are fine. but definitely NOT when they are in a group or the entire army come invading into our small country.
why? you guys owned the largest land mass and there are no jobs and place for education? and you choose to overspill to my puny home. where's the logic?

"oi! ah teong! shuddup la! this is the library la!!!"

It's been awhile

Ok so it's been awhile since i've posted.

I guess the working life is kinda hectic, not much of a life nowadays except work, wakeboarding and slacking at home.

Wakeboarding rocks tho.

Feel like taking up drumming again, but i don't have the time. Anyone wanna buy a drumset? Second-hand but practically brand new.

I own a wakeboard, wicked sick.

Work still sucks.

I love wakeboarding.

Just got a new pair of board short. Team Relax.

Need more money and time to shop. Hah!

And ofcourse more time to wakeboard too.

Feel like finding a way to go overseas to work for half a year or so, just to experience the lifestyle and stuff.

Dreams.

Hang tight on the raley, we're still around.

bye bye summer...

the summer of 2007 has bidded farewell and as time passed everything changes.
this blog has been deserted as authors and readers both begin to forget that such blog ever existed.
just like the many things in life.
as time passed we somehow forget that many shit actually happen and ever existed on this planet.
fear not.
this is the nature of life. somehow rather it is a path and course that was pre-determined to happen sooner or later.

damn. what crap did i just write above?
give me back my summer....
next one seem far.
yawn~~

dusty...

the blog looks deserted and layers of dust have settled upon the ancient post blogged long ago...
apologies to all to who still come here to check on whether there are any updates.

life has smack us back to where we're suppose to be...

pang has been slogging his free time in office and finally his summer job stint has come to an end. but still sch work occupy his time as he laze around on his free time trying to recuperate those lost energy and sleep that he dearly missed.
pang can only look forward to his occasion wakeboarding session which can pump some adrenaline into his tired-looking soul.
get alive! he said.

stan. guess he still hate his work...erm more and more. nvm he got his DS-lite to occupy his time now and erm...wakeboard as well.
darn~ aint we addicted to this bloody-cocaine like sport.

well...bryan hangs out with ACS brats and he's addicted to karma-looping. ya he got darn lotsa karma-looping stuffs around in his wardrobe now. so if ya interested in karma-looping, do look for him. ya he got his DS-lite as well to keep him company.
well i am not getting one though.

yawn~~
again... who wanna wake?

day 1.

"eh 2 hours on plane do what?"
if you ask that question while on budget air,
why dun you flip open their inflight magazine and maybe...
try their sudoku and see whether it's worth buying, like what some people did.

"wah ice cream and waffle!"
make sure you stay away from these when u have diarrhoea.
Advice come with experience

"eh damn tired sia..."
"ya la...dunno why...maybe jet lag."
"go back hotel watch CSI la..."
"orh."
"okay lor."

On Holiday...

well i guess not much people come here now...
but anyway the 3 of us will be away the next couple of days over the weekend
to (hopefully) sunny phuket for a getaway.
do miss us...
till then we hope to come back with some interesting update on this trip.
cheers to all!

Reasons why I don't Graniph...

other than for sizing reasons...



Made by Mexicans in LA hor~! Viva la..something



The Dadaist movement will be so proud of me



Dada who?



Dada bird!



ooo, phuket..



The dada strikes back