day 1.

"eh 2 hours on plane do what?"
if you ask that question while on budget air,
why dun you flip open their inflight magazine and maybe...
try their sudoku and see whether it's worth buying, like what some people did.

"wah ice cream and waffle!"
make sure you stay away from these when u have diarrhoea.
Advice come with experience

"eh damn tired sia..."
"ya la...dunno why...maybe jet lag."
"go back hotel watch CSI la..."
"orh."
"okay lor."