The Bus Bully Part I

Today, pang the self-proclaim bus guru will reveal the different types of bus bullies that are out in the market. Those that make you curse and swear silently when you met them, those who you just want to show them the 'Finger' and ask them to F**K off the bus, those that simply make you Buay Tahaaaaan........


Number 1 - The Wailing Baby
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: They just cry, shout and scream non-stop but YOU can do NOTHING about it. For some unknown reason this type of bus bully is totally out of control. Their high-pitch scream will make deaf people feel hopeful and dog deaf. For us, we just suck our thumb cause even ipod can't save us.

Number 2 - The Atomic Head
Type: Curse and Swear silently
Description: They fall asleep the moment they sit down. then their head are filled with explosive waiting to drop on the nearest shoulder available. and YOU! are the unfortunate target. closer and closer it drop, the more u siam the lower it get. you nudge them, it stopped but the moment their eyes close it come again. *Not applicable to chais.

Number 3 - The Big Thigh
Type: Curse and Swear Silently
Description: You finally find a sit but he's a 'lil big size. No offence to bigger size people. But some just feel they deserve 2 seats! i try to push my way in... wah lao eh! but the sheer weight of their thigh simply overwhelm me. my groin are so tightly squeezed, my balls gonna pop! it feel worse than standing up.

Number 4 - This my SPOT!
Type: F**K OFF la!
Description: Hate the morning crowd when it's jam packed. However, the ride will be okay if everyone is considerate and move in. then one mother-F**ker simply scotch-taped up that spot and stand there like a statue. "EH! wtf! you doing!! move in la!!!", people in the front will suffer as they will experience the life of a can sardine in singapore.

Number 5 - The Persistent Aunty
Type: Hurry Up and F**k Off la
Description: You are resting when you can on the bus or just rushing for time. Then..."do-do-do-do-do" and again and again and again. on Bendy bus there are 6 scanners! wah lao, aunty if got problem scanning card while getting down, never mind la!!! why you have to try all the scanners, you like the sound isit??? then you bother the bus driver then try again and again. HELLO! just get off la, at most i return you that few cents you think you will lu-gi.