zero.six

greetings from denmark.

2009-11-05T17:01:00.000+08:00

eh where the fuck is the backhead grass post?

departures

2009-08-20T11:42:00.000+08:00

So all the best to our dear Pang Xuxian as he takes off to 6 month trip to Denmark and all other parts of Europe. All based on the flimsy excuse of being an exchange student. I suspect its more of a galivant than others.

All will be forgiven if he returns with awesome gifts.

So we met at the airport, Stan and I, to send him off. Certaintly then I looked at him with a different eye. Pang, as a great, strong, independent guy. Not the chubby cheeks assed in secondary school, haa!

Sometimes I wished I have the independence and optimism he has but all of us are different and we thrive in our own way.

Pang, if you are reading this, I want H&M, swedish meatballs, agnes B if you are going to France, fred perry if in England, chais from Denmark and Germany and super zhai stuffs from all the other places you are visiting. Heh.

Next post: Back Head Grass.

Cheerios.

erm happy CNY?

2009-02-10T21:04:00.002+08:00

no one is here anymore.
but well very belated happy CNY.

life's not too bad. well at least for me.
dunno about the other two.
but at least you still can see them eating and erm.... ya eating. me too.

not been wakeboarding much. it's not that our passion has died or lessen.
our bank account has tremendously.
but we're still hanging on tight.

oh ya on the eve, happy bday bryan!
heh~

anybody here?

2008-11-26T21:43:00.002+08:00

ya as the title says...anybody here?
yeah i know we have not been postings.
erm well for various reasons
but mainly laziness.

hrmmm...
well i don't know what to write either.
i just miss crashing down hard on a lousy wake-wake jumps.
ya. lame.

anyway, if you happen to drop by.
yes you whoever you are reading this post now.
please leave message on the chatterbox.
it need some life other than my "......."

till then... take care

cheers!

Greetings

2008-05-31T19:15:00.003+08:00

Well it's been awhile since i posted.

So i'm just here to drop by and say 'Hi' to our huge fan base and apologize for not posting as much as before.

I'm also here to say a Happy Birthday to KJ, myself and Ed in that order, hah!

And thats about it.

Expect me to blog more when i feel like it.

Remember kiddies, it's not nice to be a tattletale. Karma does bite, wahaha!

Adios

2008-05-12T00:55:00.001+08:00

When the chips are down...

I can be thankful...

Cause of all the friends I have.

You know who you are.

Cheers~

he's hot!! he's spicy!! he tastes great!!

2008-04-20T18:40:00.000+08:00

KONICHIWAAA~!!!

april

2008-04-10T20:07:00.002+08:00

it's the time of the term where motivation dip beyond salvation.

the more time spent on studying, the lower your motivation goes.

at times, i wish for... a divine intervention.
ya most likely not going to get one, since i am a believer of none.
but never mind, i hope i have done enough good during the term that Karma may decide to repay me.
damn, i realise that chance is pretty low as well.

guess, gpa have to tumble down slope too.
so? guess i will have to hang on tight and hope that it all end soon....

summer is not that far.
woah~ summer......
that's a real good sounding word.
where sun are bright, people are cheery and life's great!

"eh! eh!"
oops....that's my stack of notes and texts are calling me out.
snapping back to the reality.
till next time....which is summer.
hang on tight.

2008-03-16T19:42:00.001+08:00

just keep me in the light...

what's next?

2008-03-12T22:49:00.006+08:00

ya...army probably a waste of time
oh yes. it is a waste.

so what do people do after ORD?
get call-up, IPPT, ICT then wait for ROD?
waste of time? ya probably i think.

but still i got to say that this yearly IPPT just wish us to remain fit.
protect the country? nah~
to some 'fit' might be too strong a word. let say healthy.
isn't that important?
dear oh me aint gonna pant like a spoilt exhaust pipe while walking up the stairs
neither do i want to carry a pot belly at age 25
beating my chest after running to chase the bus
and being laugh at but some uncle or friends or classmates or girls fitter than me
and bloody hell....i still want $200 free bucks annually (that's 4 sets of wakeboarding!)

waste of time?
i dunno.
should be better than penning in broken language
adoring fictitious characters
uploading abhorrent pictures that disgust most but the up-loader
lazing around lamenting rather than getting in shape

i dunno.
you decide.

2008-03-03T22:29:00.001+08:00

Always watch you say.

Always watch what you write.

Always warch what you see.

Cause karma bites...

and not only does it bite...

it kicks you in the balls...

when you least expect it to.

but maybe abit song too lah, hah!

the tabloid!

2008-02-20T15:30:00.004+08:00

once upon a time in...............
E was a "handsooooome", arrogant bastard.
he was frivolous in his way and good with girls. not to say his outspoken and friendly personality make him a popular figure.
getting close to girls, allow him to have many opportunities to "take picture" with them
obviously "most" were not willing.
and not very soon, his "pictures" were exposed!!!
the tabloid make a big hoo-haa and news got heated up.
police and mafia were involved,
the blacks and whites are both going after him.
despite his arrogance, E was a ball-less being. trying to get some protection from the police.
he did got protection but as expected it never last long.
and apparently, the husband of victim "C" was furious about E's actions and wanted to punch (oh i mean chopped) him. but luckily stop by a fellow policeman in the area. god bless~
Victim "P" of E was saddened and apologize in public but was already deemed as a Bit*h and sl*t, as public spit and insulted her.
At the point, E even though "convicted", was still ball-less and dare not admit his mistakes.
as the days pass, mafia and police both got irritated by E.
wat an idiot the media says.
will he change? wat will be his outcome?
it's time E starts to reflect, but the police seriously doubt he will.
the 9 strokes await.....

It's that time of the year again

2008-02-14T23:54:00.004+08:00

It's time of the year again when...

roses experience a spike in demand,

the supermarket runs out of your favourite chocolates and candy bars,

only to find that chocolates have experienced record high inflation at Candy Empire and the likes,

restaurants strictly cater for two,

queues at Mini Toons, Precious Thots and other gift stores snake further than when Singapore Pools declaring the pot is worth millions,

and when suckers all over the Singapore decide to love and irritatingly share their love with innocent bystanders(ie, singles) on public tranport, Orchard Road, The Esplanade and all other spots on this island that spans only 30+km from "coast to coast".

Valentine's Day. A day when there are only two possible outcomes. Either one scores or one gets his/her heart trampled and crushed worse than a herd of elephants stampeding across an anorexic's skinny ass.

Wouldn't it be better if humans were just asexual beings.

And people, if you do not want to get stunnered by your friend declaring he is attached to someone within 2 sips of that bi-weekly coffee affair...

MOVE YOUR BLOODY ARSE AND WORK HARDER.

Might actually keep one in the pink of health too, may I add...

Till then,
dance floor anthem's poster boy.

yawn.

2008-02-05T12:56:00.000+08:00

yawn~~
yes that's what i do most often during lessons.
time is ticking by slowly and the prof is mattering some theories that you have no ideas about.
then your eye lids began to feel heavy as your mind start drifting off to lala land.
if you experience such symptons of the doze-off-in-lesson syndrome.
then u need help fast.
but fear not, i am here to the rescue.

Medication 1
Dosage: HIGH
this medication dosage need to be especially high in the first lesson of the term, cause it will really help you throughout the term. Go to class early, get a strategic seat and start looking at fellow classmates strolling in. OBVIOUSLY, lookout for the eye candies.
oh yeah! check out girls with the best figure and fairest legs. they are going to motivate you for the rest of the term. lay your eyes on them when the prof suck big time. haha

Medication 2
Dosage: Medium
My oh my. someone please thank facebook. addictive games are bountiful in facebook. fancy a game of scrabble? or just wanna have some fun with jetman. it's a lifesaver!

Medication 3
Dosage: Medium
it's very important sit with friends. then what do you do? well easy....BITCH. boring prof makes boring lesson. bitch about the prof, about the irritating classmates with sissy voice and of course that pretty eye candy who maybe jus in front or beside you. cheers, life's great!

Medication 4
Dosage: Low
Any other methods. haha.

So i hope my advice come in handy to people who needs it.
Happy New Year!

2008

2008-01-20T22:32:00.000+08:00

yes yes i know this blog haven been updated for eons and we are truly apologetic.
and well what do you know? this is the 1st post of 2008, when more than half of January is already gone.
but well better late than never.

yes well, i believe most or not some who are reading this has been to our "10years anniversary" chalet. and i do hope that it's has been a OK bbq. since i prepared and planned for the food, i hope that it's edible and none of us crap your bowel out.

life is still after all pretty much the same and nothing change much.
well at least to me.
can't say much for the other 2 authors. *shrug.

ya so it's still school and aplenty of projects ever ready to hog my time.
if any of you are wondering...yes we are still wakeboarding and still looking for interested parties.

let me see what i still have to say.
ok i am still broke, and if anyone of you have any lucrative and LEGAL deal, do feel free to look for me. i am a good worker.

and i guess chinese new year will be coming up real soon, so would like to say Happy Lunar New Year! just in case we forget about this blog again.

cheers 2008!

gone.

2007-12-24T21:18:00.000+08:00

dear all,

i wish all a merry christmas.

and yes it's christmas once again and this signifies that another year has passed.
how fast. 2007 seem like an express service, at least to me.
much things has happened and much things has not happened.

well i guess it's still pretty boring for me.
school. project. wakeboard. coffee.
the same old things and maybe just something different.
i dunno.

ya many things i dunno. 2008 is coming soon and i think i need to do something.
loosen some end and tighten up some.
ya....

anyway a Merry Christmas to all again.
and ya guess snow is not going to fall.
maybe next year it will.
maybe...

The end approaches

2007-12-20T23:35:00.000+08:00

No it's not the apocalypse, ragnarok or whatsoever, it's the end of 2007.

What joys, sorrow, laughter, pains shall we meet in this new and coming year.

Our gathering of the decade approaches soon and most of us look forward to it i guess.

Well before the end reaches, we have another holiday called Christmas to celebrate. All the joy and laughter, gifts and food. Don't you just love Christmas. Such joyful music to soothe the soul, such good food, such... Spirit. Not.

I guess this shall be my last post for this year. Perhaps next year i shall have more less gloomy topics to talk about. Most probably not. I'll still be the gloomy emo fucker i guess.

the truth about exam.

2007-11-30T12:48:00.001+08:00

ok i have to write something.
and i believe for most, exam are already over and cheering to the joy of holidays. yeah!!!
well ya...so am i.
for the past weeks, my life has seriously been crazy.
never mind about the details, not very interesting anyway.
but still as i mug my way to exam, i realise some craps about exam and mugging. hmmm...

1. mug for 20hrs
i wonder how people mug for 20hours? well guess, i "pulled it off" somehow as well.
but what the hell man? how many of these 20hrs were effectively spend on studying.
bullshit i think. i think i probably jetman on facebook at least 1/2 the 20hours.
and well of cos the toilet break, lunch break, tea break, music break, nose-digging break and what have you in between.
Conclusion: forget about studying 20hrs. next time, maybe i'll sit down for 4hrs straight. and sleep and slack the next 20hrs.
yay!

2. late late night
just yesterday i realise how wasteful and stupid i am to stay up quite late. damn.
but i got a perfect reason to do it. i guess.
it makes my almighty guilty conscience feel better. ya... you somehow psycho and believed that studying late into the night make you HARDWORKING. oh hell yeah...
how powerful is our brain when all want to is just sleep our ass off. doh~

3. does it really helps?
one day after a library mugging session. i was beginning to think....
eh i mug my ass off, but does it really contribute to a better grade?
how many extra 1 or 2 marks will i get through all these thousand hours of mugging?
somehow i think, the correlation is minimal.
we don't have a mugging ticker. so prof don't grade you on how long u mug
so why do we mug so hard?
arh....the guilty conscience has does its magic again.

well to conclude...erm...
exam sucks.
hah!
but never mind, holidays here...
Christmas is around the corner.
and during this period you somehow feel that snow might just fall in our tropical country.
cheers!

The old times

2007-11-08T12:51:00.000+08:00

To mark the coming celebration of the 10 years that we have been together, here's a series of gifts coming from me. Those born in 1985-1990, don't deny these are "classics" and will probably be played in Mambo Jambo nights in the future, hah!

Then we grew up a little...

Grew up a little bit more...

Realised our follies...

And now we are stuck...

Cheerios~

Winter

2007-11-04T22:49:00.000+08:00

It's a moody, gloomy time of the year when the rains, not snow, come to our 'sunny island'.

The so called 'holiday seasons', for us lonely bastards it's the time to whine about how our lives suck and everything else.

Not only have the bus prices went up, but so have the ERP charges.
Please don't blame the government.
It's the holiday season, we all need some extra money.

And hell yeah i agree with Bryan. Every morning i have to wait around 15 minutes for a bus if i'm lucky. If not i'd have to wait around half an hour for a bus. So what the fuck am i paying more money to the bus companies for when i have to wait half a fucking hour for a bus then squeeze on to the bus with every other mother father's son for another half hour to reach my work place? And this is on a weekday. For weekends usually i'd have to wait around half an huor to 45 minutes for a bus, why? Because of a lack of bus drivers? Maybe we should get some foreign bus driving talents.

Even without snow and the lack of sunshine, winter still does things to our brain. Scientifically proven that the lack of sunshine makes people more depressing tho. Oh wow it just started raining. Maybe thats why em vikings were such savage and brutal fighters, they were depressed. Being in such a mood constantly can not be good for you.

Well, yeah, i think i did a post last year around this period of time about how much i hate this season cos of lots of reasons, guess they stay the same. Usually i hate life in general, this season just makes me hate it more ya...

For all those with exams and stuff, hang tight on the raley ya?

Rant rant.

Winter has come.

2007-11-02T21:51:00.000+08:00

There's some discussion going round Singapore lately, and it all has to do with our MM Lee's declaration that it only takes twenty minutes to get from one corner of our dear island to another corner.

Twenty minutes! 20! Excuse me uncle, are you living on the correct island or not?

I wait 20 mintues waiting for SMRT Service 171 from Woodlands Interchange every morning at 0730hrs! Peak hour hor...

It takes me 20 bloody minutes for the bus to crawl from the Salvation Army bus stop along Upper Bukit Timah to the one opposite King Albert Park. And another 20 minutes to my final destination at ACS Barker Road!

Eh uncle, who are you trying to bluff??? Maybe one day, the whole government should just take public transport to wherever they are going, during peak hour. Do not notify SBS or SMRT for that matter, so that they could put out more buses/services just for show/to impress/to cast delusions of granduer, on that SPECIAL SPECIAL day only.

If you are late for parliament, please, sack yourselves.

2007-10-30T23:00:00.000+08:00

It's me

Feels kinda weird really, after such a long hiatus. Well, can't only expect Pang to keep this thing going. My life so far can been summarised into three basic catergories...

Things I have done:

Piss my boss off.
Started looking for a new job.
Saving lucre for Taiwan trip.
Stopped buying clothing.
Cleaning my room.
Redecorate my room.

Things I have not done:

Study.
Serious exercise.
Not antagonize the boss further.
Buy Halo 3.
Buy FM 2008.
Take my driving licence.
Club.

Things I have bought:

As you can see, life is zero on the thrill factor, zilch on the hot factor and numero uno on the dud factor.

Here's some food for thought. Would you rather earn four million dollars in 4 days or be the most perfect person in 4 days? I would take the money.

After all, no one is perfect

again...

2007-10-20T14:13:00.000+08:00

how come it's me posting again. if you still happen to read this blog.
*shrug. i have no idea either.
i am typing all this words and alphabets...erm...just to not let this place died away. well, i guess we all have been busy.

i dunno how to continue from here...so let me think about it.
ok here goes...
i am sorry that i turned down several soccer gatherings as i am too tired and tied up with INTERESTING projects and reports.
but most importantly i think i just want to make my guilty conscience feel better by not going out too much.

we have not been to town at all for the past couples of month and are seriously demoralise. we are seriously deprive of coffee and chais. life has been dreary.

if you happen to see me...say 'hi' and please avoid "smu is cool" or "wah you wakeboard, rich ar!". my life and finance are in dire state and whoever almighty is up there, maybe you can do something to help me? 4d is good, toto better, big sweep best. THANKS!

ya wakeboard. i conclude that whoever read this blog are not interested at all. but still i ask...
do you wanna...wake? just leave a tag. we love to accommodate.

yes school been kinda tiresome. i just achieve an accolade by scoring the lowest in class for one of my mid-term. i have near zero zest to study. lacking sleep i guess. yawn~~

an ah teong is sitting beside me right now. making noises and blasting music into his ears. i guess i hate him. yes i do.

stuck in a moment. i cant get out of.
but nvm...life like this.
there still aplenty of jokes around and retards for me to mock at.
so pang is still here, when you see me, i'll still be smiling.

cheers!

invasion.

2007-10-01T09:54:00.000+08:00

i am a chinese. dark hair, black eyes and i speak mandarin. yes fluently. i love chinese. chinese character are so beautifully constructed that each and every is like an art form.

but damn. i hate PRC aka ah teongs. they spoil the whole culture with their invasion in our country and the bad image they brought along with them. this is especially so when you are surrounded by them in every aspect of your life.
they are employed to sell food in hawker centres, construction sites are filled with them, they patrol orchard in large group and they dominate the school library making it their little homeland.
why are they everywhere? i cant blame them for banging too much that their government was forced to implement the 1-child policy but don't overspill to our country what. it's already so damn bloody small.
walking around with their noisy electronic dictionary, reserved place in library, talking aloud in public, annoying people with their rude behaviour, and showing off their horrendous fashion sense and they think they are always right. hello....ah teong you are in Singapore.
i pitied the younger generation. back in my sec sch days, my sch was ALMOST all singaporean, with only a couple of PRC. i don't mind. we speak in our beloved and respected singlish that we adored. now, every school will soon be invaded by them. oh damn, i wont be shock when my kid or nephew start speaking in english heavy accentuated PRC slang.
no offence, i know several PRC. they are fine. but definitely NOT when they are in a group or the entire army come invading into our small country.
why? you guys owned the largest land mass and there are no jobs and place for education? and you choose to overspill to my puny home. where's the logic?

"oi! ah teong! shuddup la! this is the library la!!!"

It's been awhile

2007-09-27T23:49:00.001+08:00

Ok so it's been awhile since i've posted.

I guess the working life is kinda hectic, not much of a life nowadays except work, wakeboarding and slacking at home.

Wakeboarding rocks tho.

Feel like taking up drumming again, but i don't have the time. Anyone wanna buy a drumset? Second-hand but practically brand new.

I own a wakeboard, wicked sick.

Work still sucks.

I love wakeboarding.

Just got a new pair of board short. Team Relax.

Need more money and time to shop. Hah!

And ofcourse more time to wakeboard too.

Feel like finding a way to go overseas to work for half a year or so, just to experience the lifestyle and stuff.

Dreams.

Hang tight on the raley, we're still around.

bye bye summer...

2007-09-22T15:46:00.000+08:00

the summer of 2007 has bidded farewell and as time passed everything changes.
this blog has been deserted as authors and readers both begin to forget that such blog ever existed.
just like the many things in life.
as time passed we somehow forget that many shit actually happen and ever existed on this planet.
fear not.
this is the nature of life. somehow rather it is a path and course that was pre-determined to happen sooner or later.

damn. what crap did i just write above?
give me back my summer....
next one seem far.
yawn~~

dusty...

2007-09-09T23:04:00.001+08:00

the blog looks deserted and layers of dust have settled upon the ancient post blogged long ago...
apologies to all to who still come here to check on whether there are any updates.

life has smack us back to where we're suppose to be...

pang has been slogging his free time in office and finally his summer job stint has come to an end. but still sch work occupy his time as he laze around on his free time trying to recuperate those lost energy and sleep that he dearly missed.
pang can only look forward to his occasion wakeboarding session which can pump some adrenaline into his tired-looking soul.
get alive! he said.

stan. guess he still hate his work...erm more and more. nvm he got his DS-lite to occupy his time now and erm...wakeboard as well.
darn~ aint we addicted to this bloody-cocaine like sport.

well...bryan hangs out with ACS brats and he's addicted to karma-looping. ya he got darn lotsa karma-looping stuffs around in his wardrobe now. so if ya interested in karma-looping, do look for him. ya he got his DS-lite as well to keep him company.
well i am not getting one though.

yawn~~
again... who wanna wake?

day 1.

2007-08-14T23:32:00.001+08:00

"eh 2 hours on plane do what?"
if you ask that question while on budget air,
why dun you flip open their inflight magazine and maybe...
try their sudoku and see whether it's worth buying, like what some people did.

"wah ice cream and waffle!"
make sure you stay away from these when u have diarrhoea.
Advice come with experience

"eh damn tired sia..."
"ya la...dunno why...maybe jet lag."
"go back hotel watch CSI la..."
"orh."
"okay lor."

On Holiday...

2007-08-09T11:49:00.001+08:00

well i guess not much people come here now...
but anyway the 3 of us will be away the next couple of days over the weekend
to (hopefully) sunny phuket for a getaway.
do miss us...
till then we hope to come back with some interesting update on this trip.
cheers to all!

Reasons why I don't Graniph...

2007-08-02T23:43:00.000+08:00

other than for sizing reasons...

Made by Mexicans in LA hor~! Viva la..something

The Dadaist movement will be so proud of me

Dada who?

Dada bird!

ooo, phuket..

The dada strikes back

Return of the BUS BULLY and......here comes the retards.

2007-07-17T22:43:00.001+08:00

howdy! the bus guru is back.... for more a**holic adventure. hence, i will continue to describe those irritable F**kers on the bus....here goes...

Number 6 - The STINK BUG!
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: the moment they come aboard or the moment you come close....you can smell the sourish, salty or wadeva smell u can think of. sweaty...smelly...dirty...BAWU la!! they look like rotten fish just netted from the sea of hell, with the unkempt dirty hair and clothes soaking wet with thousand yrs old sweat. don't hesitate please, press the bell and puke at the next stop if you're nice. otherwise, i dun think he smell any different if you puke on him.

Number 7 - The chocolate punksters
Type: F**K OFF la
Description: This chocolate skin punk dress like some clown from a local circus act and they will board the bus in herd just like animals hang out. And of course their brain size is small as a cow and so they thought they owned the bus. So they decide to clown around in the bus, like it's their circus stage and make a fool out of themselves. EVERYONE, and i mean ALL hate their them, but somehow i believe their pea size brain make them to slow to realise. F**K OFF la!

Number 8 - The modern bengs/lians (SGNs)
Type: F**K OFF la
Description: i believe the sony walkman phone are their choice of mobile. they simple love to 'share' their music with passengers on the bus. ya ya! those thrashy childish music and actions are disgusting. i don't think they have quite caught up with the technology of earphones/headphones yet. maybe, we can't blame them, SGNs anyway.
*For definition of SGNs please refer to previous post. In addition, people classified under SGNs may not be refering to below 21, there are some who can't seem to outgrow this phase.

Number 9 - The love birds
Type: Curse and Swear + Buay Tahan
Description: They flew on the bus as if it's written on the bus display that it's heading towards 'Love Paradise'. eh 190 ends at CCK la! i believe dearest bryan has had complaint umpteen times about the actions and behaviours of the love birds. they come in pairs and are obvious to us. but somehow everything seem oblivious to them.

Number 10 - The lost patient
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: This bunch of patient get lost while heading to IMH, so they start talking to everyone they see or cannot see to get a clue on going back. So if they start talking to you, or NO ONE beside you, help them please. give them direction and some clues on their whereabout. Buay tahan right....well better than sitting at bus-stop waiting for bus and patient point middle fingers at us and scold us vulgarity.
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Number -1(number below 0 are not bully, they are retarded) - Book Worm
Description: the bus is squeezy and everyone is trying to move in to let off some space. then she try to take out a book while moving in. after which, she starts reading while moving in, squeezing and trying to maintain her balance. even i who is sitting down feel uncomfortable. guess her brain is fried from too much reading

Number -2 - Stiletto Rocks!
Description: stiletto rocks! and i meant it literally. to all dearest ladies, i know you all love stilettos but please refrain from wearing if you know your balance is lousy and will be taking a bus. your balancing act is unglamorous and uncomfortable. trust me, yours truly, get motion sickness watching you rocking.

Number -3 - Hungry ghost
Description: i can say nothing more. they gobble food and drink on the bus like it's some posh restaurants. god damn retard. don't believe such exits, i just encounter one today. idiot.

Random generic thoughts by Bryan

2007-07-11T23:03:00.000+08:00

Bryan is posting again.

So I've been absent. No one's missing me anyway.

Can't decide between Zouk or MoS. Life's real tough these days.

Listen to At Last by Diana Krall and Lou Rawls. Great stuff there.

Being good looking does not equate attraction..to me at least.

Starting again on t-shirt buying spree.

WOMAD is coming to town, again.

Some people know they are really dumb but persist in acting that way.

TCC's growing rather popular nowadays. Even the one at NAFA is packed.

Better start looking for other brands. Graniph's going to be the next Billabong.

GST increase is everywhere! Even my favourite Sapporo potatoe snacks have risen by 2 cents.

And not mentioning Mee Soto and Lor Mee cup noodles! Increase of 2 cents too.

Why isn't my salary increased by 2%? After all, I work in Government Schools Too.

Kazbah rocks my socks..but what is hydrosol ink though?

I'm Short, Fat and Ugly.

Random depressing thoughts... Stan

2007-07-07T23:13:00.000+08:00

David Gemmell is dead. He died a year ago and i didn't even know.

Robert Jordan is still alive.

Suddenly i noticed how whiny and irritating i sound some times.

I think i love a girl. I don't think she has any interest in a future between us.

I have doubts. What do i know about love? More about hate.

I'm working for the money not for the enjoyment of my job.

Yet is enjoyment not self-created?

Drinking alot again alone.

I am afraid i cannot fulfill my dreams during my lifetime.

I hate myself.

I think i'm self-centered. Alot of 'I's in this post eh?

There is no ice and i am drinking my liquor warm.

This post should be renamed "I..." yet this way i can lengthen the post.

Love is only a feeling, not fading away but pointless.

My parents are returning home from the 2 weeks trip to Vietnam.

I have other things to say, but they cannot see the light of day.

Starlight, i will be chasing a starlight.
For the rest of my life...
I don't know if it's worth it anymore.

blogging

2007-07-06T00:27:00.000+08:00

stan say "eh blog leh"
ok lor. so i decide to write something.
the past weeks have been boring. think at least for the 3 of us, the rest of the 06 maybe having a blast of their life. *shrug.
well....nothing much. meeting up for coffee is sort of the usual stuff. though nowadays we meet after work at bukit timah. crapping, discussing, laughing, smirking, lamenting, sighing, whining and... whatever.
anyway, we 3 are going phuket in august. main purposes: chill, tan, getaway.
so if u want anything we'll try to get. but on damn tight budget, judging from our accommodation and stuffs. but think we'll make the best.
yawn~~ ending a boring day with lousy thoughts hypnotizing my brain.
still....cheers people~

a glass in the urinal. some crap shit people do in club.

away for 3 days...

2007-06-30T20:58:00.001+08:00

As usual, trip down to malaysia wasn't impressive. the bus ride was long, tedious and tiring, the view ain't scenic and definitely lack of chais wherever you go.

sad to say but it's the truth. mr. chocolote skin aint doing enough to their own country. even locals are slamming them. what's going on? i just love home.

then, i saw a interesting headlines on their newspaper. wtf! they just shoot themselves in the feet and trying to shift some blame on us. how funny. the article describes that singapore gang are organising all the crimes in JB and it's us that cause the crime rate to increase in JB. well done, neighbour. why dun you tell me how incompetent your law enforcers are. furthermore, are you trying to imply that those thieves, burglars, robbers, muggers, rapists in JB are so disorganise and lousy that they even need the Singapore ah bengs to organise. get alive!

arh well... as i was heading home. the calm, wide water caught my eyes. wah! wake! they should do something to this magnificent water and not pollute it by setting factory by the sides. maybe i can spend a little coffee money on their officials and do something to it. wake.

at least, i am back home now. where nice, new cars roam the street and clean apartment fill our land. i wont say it's a great place to all but at least i like it. home.

Signs your friend is wasted and what to do... Part One

2007-06-24T22:47:00.000+08:00

It's a Saturday night and you're in a club with a couple friends, there to celebrate a common friend's birthday.

Lots and lots of drinks and dancing. One of your friend starts talking weird, worse if it's the birthday boy/girl. Maybe he or she isn't even talking, just standing one side quietly, waiting to strike on your new shoes.

So here i, Stanley, the expert on being drunk and dealing with drunkards offer some advice to all.

Some general advice.
Drunk friends can appear anytime, anywhere, beware and be warned.
Always have a camera handy so you can take funny photos or if possible videos of your friend being drunk and doing funny stuff.

Signs to see if your friend is drunk:
Sign: He/She starts talking with a slur and keeps calling you their buddy or keeps apologizing for no particular reason.
What to do: This is actually a good sign. Means your friend is still somewhat conscious. Careful tho, a few more drinks and said friend might start becoming silent...

Sign: After a few glasses of vodka neat or a flaming Lamborghini and a tequila shot. Your friend turns quiet. It's a bit too quiet...
What to do: Bring your friend to the washroom or prepare a plastic bag. Or you can pretend not to notice and constantly keep your distance. The best is to leave a friend or 2 between you and him/her if you're chilling by the tunnel in Zouk or hope he doesn't vomit on you while playing mahjong.

Sign: Your friend starts crying and tells you how much he/she loves you, the girl/boyfriend, parents and asks why he doesn't have their love. The mucus flies and a box of tissues ain't even enough. Puke all over the kitchen basin and lots of lots of tears. Your friend is considering suicide as an option.
What to do: Woah this is serious man! You might not be a psychologist but there are some things you can do. You can try dragging your friend to the shower, dunk him/her a couple times. Usually wakes em up. Forcing them to take a nice hot shower works too. If all else fails and your friend ends up crying and whining once again all over the table. Knock him/her out. Just do it.

unfair and unknown

2007-06-20T22:14:00.000+08:00

"that's unfair", he exclaimed.
"nothing is fair", the teacher retort.
how true i thought. Back in primary school, my friend always grumble about being unfair. Till now, it's still so but there's nothing we can do about it. you can slog your entire life. be an honest man. polite and considerate. bloody nice like an angel on mortal earth. but somehow, life's somehow treat that asshole beside you better than any other. that's unfair. why? you ask. why? i ask. why? we ask. *shrug.

we are don't know. the more we try to seek for the answer, life and reality just give you a tighter slap across your dumb-founded face. freaking pain. oh hell yeah!
that's the unknown. everyone wonder about this, worry about that, contemplate on this, reconsider on that. damn it. damn life. just damn unfair.

shucks. life's a joke. life's a tragic. life's a happy ending. life's great. life's cool. life's about.........
it's about whatever. whatever you think, you want, you will be.

i just did a crap post. life............zzz.

Post Drought

2007-06-11T23:15:00.000+08:00

Well it's been quite awhile since us bastards have posted...

1 word... Work.

Well it's the school holidays, civilian life means work work work and well even though it's the school holidays, people who work in schools still have to work. So basically all 3 of us are busy.

Thus... Post drought. Check back frequently, we still may post once in awhile. When we feel like it. Like right now.

The Bus Bully Part I

2007-05-30T22:33:00.000+08:00

Today, pang the self-proclaim bus guru will reveal the different types of bus bullies that are out in the market. Those that make you curse and swear silently when you met them, those who you just want to show them the 'Finger' and ask them to F**K off the bus, those that simply make you Buay Tahaaaaan........

Number 1 - The Wailing Baby
Type: Buay Tahan
Description: They just cry, shout and scream non-stop but YOU can do NOTHING about it. For some unknown reason this type of bus bully is totally out of control. Their high-pitch scream will make deaf people feel hopeful and dog deaf. For us, we just suck our thumb cause even ipod can't save us.

Number 2 - The Atomic Head
Type: Curse and Swear silently
Description: They fall asleep the moment they sit down. then their head are filled with explosive waiting to drop on the nearest shoulder available. and YOU! are the unfortunate target. closer and closer it drop, the more u siam the lower it get. you nudge them, it stopped but the moment their eyes close it come again. *Not applicable to chais.

Number 3 - The Big Thigh
Type: Curse and Swear Silently
Description: You finally find a sit but he's a 'lil big size. No offence to bigger size people. But some just feel they deserve 2 seats! i try to push my way in... wah lao eh! but the sheer weight of their thigh simply overwhelm me. my groin are so tightly squeezed, my balls gonna pop! it feel worse than standing up.

Number 4 - This my SPOT!
Type: F**K OFF la!
Description: Hate the morning crowd when it's jam packed. However, the ride will be okay if everyone is considerate and move in. then one mother-F**ker simply scotch-taped up that spot and stand there like a statue. "EH! wtf! you doing!! move in la!!!", people in the front will suffer as they will experience the life of a can sardine in singapore.

Number 5 - The Persistent Aunty
Type: Hurry Up and F**k Off la
Description: You are resting when you can on the bus or just rushing for time. Then..."do-do-do-do-do" and again and again and again. on Bendy bus there are 6 scanners! wah lao, aunty if got problem scanning card while getting down, never mind la!!! why you have to try all the scanners, you like the sound isit??? then you bother the bus driver then try again and again. HELLO! just get off la, at most i return you that few cents you think you will lu-gi.

JUNE!

2007-05-28T22:26:00.000+08:00

Boys and girls JUNE is here! the GSS is here....
yeah i know Singapore sales are still expensive despite claiming 'sales!' everywhere...but open your eyes big, keep your ears clean and your shopping sensor alert and you can definitely sweep up some good deals happening around you. i am no shopping guru but there's some common sensical tips available:

1. forget brandless stuffs, GSS are when huge brands start to get generous for a while. erm, size are pretty limited but for me....no worries. hahaha! i wear the smallest.

2. note the date. go ASAP. but Beware! skip the weekend. head down on a weekday afternoon, avoid the crowd and salesperson are friendlier and more willing to serve.

3. flip through magazines, newspapers and whatever free publications you can lay your hands on. coupons, adverts, and tons of retailers are trying to attract you. eh but remember to do the filtering yourself.

4. credit and debit card are in your wallet for something. credit cards have the most unbelievable deals around which you may not believe sometimes. they give...you TAKE la!!

5. i know most people like me are damn freaking poor. heck la! got good deal just buy, just take! especially mouth-watering brand! Just buy them!!!

6. Last but not least. crowd are everywhere. meaning...chais are everywhere! got chais just bio, got chance just fish. but please do keep your hands to yourself. some things are better with your other half. if you don't have the other half, suck your thumbS when shopping.

Back from HongKong, still as depressing.

2007-05-15T21:29:00.000+08:00

After 5 days and 4 nights in Hong Kong, i'm finally back from the land which never sleeps. Damnit i have no idea what the people do there so late at night. 3am in the morning and still there are people walking around. It felt so weird last night around midnight when i reached home in my parent's car, looked around to see hardly anybody on the road. Hey maybe cos it's a Monday night right? Well them youngsters in Hong Kong apparently don't really care whatever night it is...

Well more about the trip less about my curiosity to their lifestyle. First 2 days and 1 night was spent in the Hollywood Disney Hotel, not the Disney Hotel. Quite a major difference if you ask me so take note if you ever head over there. Well yeah so i spent the majority of my first 2 days in Disneyland. Lots of taking pictures, buying stuff and eating expensive food. It was fun kinda fun tho, quite an experience. I know i've been to Disneyland America before but i don't remember the trip cos i was still young. Disney overall was quite fun, i'd rate it around 3.5/5 for all the fun time i had walking around taking pictures of practically everything and buying expensive souvenirs, hah.

After checking out from the hotel we headed down to Mong Kok to find our hostel. The first outlook of the hostel was kinda... disappointing. Well it was located in an old building, small room for 4 guys and just couldn't compare to the hotel at Disney. But hey, after the first night it became quite a cozy place to stay at. Since we already did quite abit of shopping at Disney, it was time to do alot more. After settling down in the hostel we immediately headed out for a sumptuous and cheap 'lunch' then went to Tsim Sha Tsui to walk the Avenue of Stars and catch the Symphony of Lights. Then a fast dinner and off to Temple Street and ended off at the Ladies Market which was right opposite our hostel. Well overall we spent most of the 3 days which were not in Disney running around Hong Kong eating, shopping, eating, shopping. At least we achieved what we set out to eat, woot. Kinda disappointed that i didn't really buy alot of stuff actually... And after reading one of my friend's msn nick i finally understood why i felt so depressed on the plane last night. His nick reads 'It is a rule, that after every new experience, one wakes up the next day feeling a sense of loss.' Made quite alot of sense to me and why i felt how i felt. Regrets and a tinge of sadness for all the things i missed out, the expected hype yet lack of it and overall just the little stuff.

Guess i should try to look forward to all the good stuff to come and keep the happy memories eh? Kinda hard when you're lost and yet stumbling into unchartered territories. The peaceful times and secure 'job' in the SAF is over and soon i will have my freedom back just to sell it to another. What to do i know not. Chill?

traffic.work.lunch.WA!

2007-05-14T22:14:00.000+08:00

It can be a real torture having to haul my bloody ass out of my bed 7am in the morning everyday considering that it's school holiday. Brush my teeth with eyes half open and wake myself up with a cold shower. *shiver. Then drag my feet down to the bus stop and Miss. 190 is such a popular bitch that everyone is waiting to get on her. Turtles crawl on BKE and most of the time I am ass-on-ass with a fat guy. damn.

ZZzzzz, then i saw the puking-lion and i know life will turn for the better. Off i go as i shield my eyes against the welcoming sun! The day has started...out of fullerton underground. A taxi stopped...WA! nice legs...WA! short. WA! tight. WA! tube! WA! WA! *blink *blink. Enter Raffles Place. WAAaaaaa!

I love lunch time. I enjoy it even though i am alone all the time. The scenery is beautiful and bountiful. Do not doubt it. This freaking place thrash Orchard and Suntec in the weekend. Weekend are days when eye candies go easy and sloppy, when they are at work these candies are so nicely wrap you dun even care what they taste like. You just drool over by looking. The spicy lunch sun make them lose their blazers and jackets, add an exciting side dish of tight skirts and heels, lunch is unbelievably tasty. YUM~

C'mon down! if you have nothing better to do...grab a $1 ice-cream, sit down in the middle of the square. then the day will be of no regrets.
*Applicable to both male and female.

A review

2007-05-09T00:24:00.000+08:00

I dare to admit that I am quite a fan of Spiderman. It was my favourite cartoon, I had spiderman comic and an album full of Spiderman collectible cards. Parker's cynicism and nonchalant attitude impress me even when I was young.

Then came the movie...1st was ok. 2nd was bad. NOW...Zzzzzzz.
Parker's cynicism was clearly missing in the 1st movie. Then he suddenly he took off his mask and annouce "HELLO NY! Spiderman is Parker and M.J. forgive my MIA cause u love me kissing u upside down" damn... it ain't suppose to be lidat. Oh ya...just in case, MJ is not Parker top choice. Gwen Stacy was Parker true 1st love who died when green goblin kidnapped her and killed her. Then came Felicia, Parker's crush and after that finally it's Mary Jane Watson. Oh yes green goblin next, Harry Osborne is not some cool looking dude as like in the movie. He's a failure, a druggie.

The character's origin totally screwed up big time and so was the plot. Half way through, I couldnt stand Maguire's acting. How did Raimi come up with the idea that the symbiote cause Parker to become horny and show off his Saturday Night Fever moves. About the symbiote, it doesnt just fall from the sky. The truth was that it came to Earth with J. Jonah Jameson's son, yes the astro that MJ almost got married to on Spiderman 2.

Damn the movie, damn Hollywood. When did Spiderman become some emo guy always crying for Aunt May and MJ. 1/5 for the movie. The only thing cool was the symbiote and venom. Please note, it just the symbiote and venom (the guy acting as Eddie Brock sucks). ARGH~

recipe for love or disaster?

2007-05-06T19:06:00.000+08:00

1 old schoolmate/friend you haven't thought about in years, the new packaging...since there are so many rumours about that person.
1 love interest you're still not sure whether you're over or not.
2-5 of your closest friends.
80g of your fantasies, dreams and/or inspirations.
125ml of all the places you have the most intense memories of; whether good or bad.
a pinch of your current favourite songs/books/movies.
a dash of your average emotional state.
a hefty dollop of shadowy unknowns.

marinate your love interest in fantasies, dreams and/or inspiration thoroughly and leave to soak. slice the old schoolmate in small pieces and proceed to roast in your oven with shadowy unknowns and favourites on the side. after 1 hour, move the roasts and marinate into a frying pan and add your average emotional state, turning the pieces over once. stir fry until all moisture is gone, then add the closest friends and places of memory. stir intensely for 2 minutes before turning up the heat and covering the pan for 5 minutes. ingest slowly, over the period of one night.

Not again......

2007-05-02T22:09:00.000+08:00

Damn...
Back track a few months back in Nov 2006, i post something about 4D and remember this picture...

Yes...this ticket was many months where my friend strike consolation prize after i gave her the 'OAS' to bet on after my 4D presentation. The number was 0211.

Damn again. On Nov 2006 it was consolation. BUT on this very day, 2 May 2007, 0211 came out as a top prize. When i came back from work and saw 0211 staring at me copied down by my dad, i was dumb-founded for a couple of seconds. Aaaaaaaaaa, another chance miss. And i don't think my friend bought this time around. i certainly cant believe i would see 0211 again, much less seeing it coming out as a top prize.

I think it's time i start t o trust this number. 0211. damn. u bite mi hard this time....

turning into night

2007-04-27T16:58:00.000+08:00

After a period of rough seas and heavy rain, one would expect a rainbow shining overhead. Not for me. All I want is tranquility and sweet music.

Exams are coming in a week's time. I've only just realise how screwed this semester has been. So screwed that I have begun saving up for an unofficial fourth term. 7k wasted on this term...should have known better. Now to work towards a successful third term so that I will not officially screw myself all over.

Kids are damn amusing/fcuked up sometimes. Today I cam to know of a P5 who is crushing rather heavily on this female teacher. Ok la, she is quite pretty, the kind guys will glady take home to meet the parents. Quintessential girl next door lah. So I enquired about her lah with a couple of P6 boys. Suddenly, they start declaring that I like her! I was like, "No lah. She married already. Don't like her anyway, can't like her. Don't want to spoil a happy marriage(AS IF!!!)." "Sir, don't bluff us". " "Really, I got girlfriend(which I don't have and will not have I suppose in the near and far future)..come come, I show you."

So off I went to friendster and bedek bedek show them some pictures of my female friends la, just so to throw them off the trail(and not create gossip of me in the school). Then they turn around and say, "Sir!!! So you got girlfriend and like Miss T**."

To quote my dear friend 'oNg': NABEIZ JIB*E!!! Si ginna, don't talk so much LPJW lah. KNN... Of course not out loud la, I still want to eat rice leh.

Why am I so not like them when I was young??? Or was I?

Oh, and to those who frequent this piece of crap blog, do keep 16/05/07 free. Cause we are gonna Mambo. And you better follow the Jumbo. With us. Chais only.

Actually not chai also can. Just come la, cause Xuxian opening bottle! Hahahah!

on holiday!

2007-04-22T20:31:00.000+08:00

First, I got to say that I am really enjoying my holidays at the moment.
the past week has been great. and many ntu and nus friends maybe hating me at the moment.
waking up late, watching every single of my fav tv shows, dota all day, lazing all day is simply too too too great at the moment. Damn~ life never feels so good. while blogging this post, i am watching MSU2007, that Jessica Tan is smoking my eyes. phew~
at the same time, federer and nadal is having yet another showdown at the final of Monte Carlo. this is damn cool.
Reality check! (darn.)
ok yes i have to find a job this week. i'll stop being fussy and grab any that come to me, at least one with a ok pay. i realise wakeboarding is too addictive to stop, i have to do it every week. well, i am not so lucky, as some of my friends actually got sponsor to wake. arh well, life's great but seldom fair. but that's ok eh~
anyway cheers to holidays! a deserved and beautiful season where everyone celebrate. until then, i shall wait to feel the wonderful tile of 9 strokes.

Tears for the departed.

2007-04-20T00:30:00.000+08:00

I just received news that an online friend of mine, of around 8-9 years, has passed away.

Her nick was Demorea, her name was Mara.

Not only did she teach me the ways of the game but she taught me the ways of life too.

Damn cancer.

I never met her in real life, neither did i speak to her through a phone.

She never told me about her condition, or maybe cos i didn't have a chance to speak to her for over a year or so.

She was a true friend like all of my 'online friends' who did not care how i looked but cared for what i was.

Now i regret. For not talking to her, not telling her how much i missed talking to her, not telling her how much i loved her as a friend and mentor before she left.

Now i drink. To her memory which will live on forever within me and all her friends.

Now i mourn. For she has left and the world is lacking in one beautiful person who made a difference.

I have not shed tears for a very long time, but now they fall for a true friend which i will never forget.

This night i mourn.

My life will never be the same again.

In loving memory of Demorea/Mara, mentor and friend. You shall be remembered forever.
Love Stanley a.k.a Mil

wah lao eh~~

2007-04-15T15:54:00.000+08:00

wah lao eh! finally, all the ordeals seemed to be over. my exam has finally ended (not so for ntu and nus), stan mounting his last 2 wks of duty and bryan....erm wanking his 360 hard as usual (pun and everything included).

So it's means reward time...Yes! BBQ time. Well, the turnout was bad as many bastards are still having exams and many of stan's and bryan's friends decide to turn pilot and put aeroplane.

the pit!

goosing around

funky, monkey ipod

pool side - del mar style

still, with the good food, drinks, and music! it's the ALMOST perfect combination. yes, almost the perfect combination. from the picture you can see what's the one last crucial factors that's missing. ya, we still seriously lack chais. Damn it...but still cheers for bbq!

musically

2007-04-10T16:20:00.000+08:00

Have you ever heard a song on the radio, the internet, your mp3 player on random and had memories flooding back? The song that makes you remember of events, the song that makes you think of someone. The favourite song which you won't forget as it represents so much,the attainble, the anguish, the pain, that gushy moment...

I was playing my iPod nano on random, a couple of songs hit. Boy, did those memories came back. Those songs...

Dying Inside to Hold You by Timmy Thomas: Reminded me of that time in JC, when I kinda really liked this girl. And this song played when we were having lunch at Black Canyon Coffee. And things...blahhhhhhhh, whatever...

Brighter Than Sunshine by Aqualung: Pre-armaggedon period regarding the above mentioned JC period.

What Can I Do by The Corrs: Post armaggedon period regarding the above mentioned JC period.

Lost in Emotion by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam: My first ever Mambo Night song! Woot woot~~

Gasolina by Daddy Yankee: Impact song in Phuture. Woot woot woo~~

Majullah Singapura by ????: First piece of music heard upon arrival on Pulau Tekong.

Say Hello by Deep Dish: One of the favourites on non Hip-Hop R&B nights out.

And finally...

Good Morning, Teacher! by Aiyoyo Lao Shi: Don't deny this song is an impact playa!!!

So, what's your music memory?

totally randomized - final (pang)

2007-04-10T14:04:00.000+08:00

Well if you think that the 3 of us decide on the title of the post, we didn't. Past 2 weeks have been hectic, rushing overnights to finish my project and exam is on-going currently. Basically, too many thoughts overwhelmed me...sigh~

And ya, 'gay' has been pretty much the talkabout lately, though do not doubt the 3 of us. We're are perfectly on the right track, neither crooked nor effeminate. As I see this group of people, just treat them normally as long as we ain't the target. they're normal just tat they prefer it that way.

Holidays is next week, I need a job to substantiate my expense and passion. the next 3 months is pretty vague now at this point of time......

I think I need to know what I want. my emotion and rational thoughts clashed, making life terrible but this is so due to me being too free and bored and contented.

Maybe, I think, I should....arh~ whatever....

But that's life, the boredom, the confused, the lost, the happiness, the discontent, the unwanted, the desire, the every every 'lil things... otherwise, wouldn't it be monotonous.

Yesss love...
I love my family. I love all my friends. I love my passion. sometimes not myself though. but still I heart them, for without them I am nothing, we are nothing.

totally randomized part 2 (stan)

2007-04-09T21:34:00.000+08:00

$50 and above T-shirts. For fashion or is it really just plain ripping off? But hell it looks nice... *blink*

I have 'uncovered' the fact that some people i know which i thought were straight are gay. And their gay partners are each other i think. It has brought me some sleepless nights due to the fact that i had no idea and the shock has not worn off.

I feel lonely at times but then i remind myself of all the bullshit that a relationship brings about.

Drinking does not stop you from thinking, it just prevents you from thinking straight. Sure as hell lets you have a good night sleep tho.

Motorcycles are cool. Sucks when you think so and you don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

When it's your time to go you should go. Even after more than a year of bullshit from superiors and a whole bunch of idiotism to suck up, I'll still miss the place.

There goes my glass of Black Label neat, now i shall have to refill it. I wonder how long this bottle will last...

I have found out stuff which i am still wondering if i should have found out. I need another drink.

Confused.

I hate my life alot but i'm still here.

I heart wakeboarding and all things which i heart.

torally randomized

2007-04-04T11:45:00.000+08:00

Contrary to popular belief, yours truly ain't dead nor am i wanking feverishly on my Xbox 360. Instead, i have turned into a half serial mugger as the exams are nearing. Half serial mugger is so as im also tied down with the job at the moment, where rest comes in merciful 20mins bouts.

Growing too attached to students under one's charge, good or bad thing? Attached for this instance does not mean those paedophillic and pathetic sexual/dating/student-teacher relationship. Would the students look up to the guide or take advantage of him/her?

More instances of couples blocking up the aisle on buses. The female seats on aisle seats while the male protects. Somehow or rather, i think the male will need more protecting himself from angry passengers.

Boys love Winne The Pooh. Oh, they do. I don't. I'm a MAN.

$50 and above T-shirts. For fashion or just plain ripping off?

Speedpost ain't really speedy. Twice a week (basic airmail)shipments from USA? Ridiculous!

Chais. Are they growing in population or are my standards dropping(if any in the first place...)?

I heart Island Creamery. I really do.

I heart Banditto too.

lifeless

2007-04-01T01:54:00.000+08:00

With my upcoming ORD date and lots of nothingness to do i feel my life getting even more boring than ever.

Nothing much for me to do in camp anymore since the new guys have arrived. Dismounting days are getting kinda boring since Pang is busy like hell and Bryan just seems to wank his 360 all day. The rest of the 06 people are missing as usual and i can't be bothered to organize anything since most of them would be busy with either school or what not. How boring...

Well since Pang is busy i can't really go wakeboarding unless i go myself. Sometimes i wonder if life would be more interesting if i had a female to mess up my finances, give me some emotional bullshit to think upon and drive me mental. But then i pull up my txt file of quotes and find this oh so true and enlightening quote, can't really remember who it's from tho.

- "yeah. like i really miss the uncertainty, the rejection, the bullshit, the cheating, the lying, the games, the weird fucking mating ritual dance, the expectations, the arguments, the mood swings, the temper tantrums, the breakups and that awful piece of shit feeling only another human being can make you feel."

So then i think again after reading and i decide against the foolish action. Which leaves me little options in my boring life. Mainly Dota, reading, eating and sleeping. Oh not to mention to pre-ORD jitters i'm getting. "What am i going to do after i ORD? Can i find a job? Will it be good? Can i actually earn enough money to buy a vietnam bride and support a family?" Sheesh, sometimes you wish life were more enjoyable with less troubles, but then that won't be life. I really shouldn't be complaining but enjoying this slackness while i can. Get cracking, go workout keep myself fit, start financially planning for my future and start job hunting and stuff. I only got 1 word to describe my lack of action, 'lazy'. So i'll just continue being lifeless and ranting like a blind hobo about the doom of all mankind which should happen in the next 10 days 6 hours 3 minutes and 59 seconds, mark my words! So anyone wanna go for some dinner and coffee?

Oh boredom oh boredom will thou be the death of me?

From http://postsecret.blogspot.com, and no i didn't send it, i just found it nice.

Where are you..................??

2007-03-26T20:26:00.000+08:00

I miss you...
i remember the days when your appearance in the morning will bring me happiness....
but now! gone! where are you? gone from the western part of singapore.

Where have all the double-deck bus gone to?? apparently...the east and central.
SMRT hates double-deck and decide to change them to 'bendy' and fight head on with Bus Transit, double-decker. What the hell? It's not like i am against bus...in fact i am a bus service lover. but hell when i took a double deck today, it looks great, comfortable and most importantly stylish!

'Bendy' look like an extra long sausage dog on the road and when u have a long queue of bendy buses at the bus stop, it's jus look horrible. the passenger have to walk longer and traffic get real F-ed up. damn, and where are our tv mobile SMRT. i know i plug into ipod when on bus but some visual entertainment when eye candies lack will be nice.

well we may have to climb those dangerous steps on double-deck but at least the views better on top. somehow, double deck give me the impression of limitless number of seats. when i got up one today, the handle bar and grab looks stylish man....forget those useless LED display that SMRT has put up on the bus. it's like forever 'under-test' or simple inaccurate.

yes. i am bias. i love the double-deck. it's like a ferris wheel on road. right?

Photo Drive

2007-03-21T23:16:00.000+08:00

First of all this ain't an official rant, it's a shout out to all the 06 people out there. If you guys have any nice photos of our class, or of pretty girls, please send em to me. I'll filter em through and post em on the blog or start a nice online photo album for all you photo whores out there. Anyway, please send the picts to 06.zero.six@gmail.com

Oh and another thing, think we have a 'sister blog' set up by Pang, it's at redlego.blogspot.com, check it out for some cool stuff.

Ciao.

2007-03-20T15:46:00.000+08:00

For the first time in 4 weeks, finally there is peace at ACS Primary Library, with peace being a relative word. This type of peace refers 'no noise from kids' peace but there its not totally silent over here as there is a talk for parents. But better than nothing really...really.

Yes, due some cajoling by my fellow bastard, Bryan is now posting on this piece of cyberspace. In case you people wonder what the hell im doing inside the library of ACS Primary, its because im the freaking librarian there la. Heh heh heh...

Its a relatively nice job lah. Nice environment(pics, maybe later), kids not as bratty as first thought, nice 'colleagues'(teachers aren't really colleagues as im not employed by MOE) and ample time to do revision or slakc after 1300hrs.

One major grouse and probably the only grouse is that..THERE IS NO CHAI at ACS(P). All boys school, chai what sai?! A bit demoralizing lah but i don't wanna sound like a paedo too. Like if i were to be posted to an all girls primary school...abit siong-ish lah. What im bitching bout is why im not posted to a JC??? Warrao ehhh...

And with regards to an earlier post by my fellow bastard Xuxian, on the Island Creamery chai, one of my female friends have announced to me that on Thursday, apparently, there is a mega wooper shiobu + chai = schaiz working there on the afternoons. Imagine such a compliment on a female coming from a fellow female(whereby this theory only works on the rule that females are...competitive against one another). This would mean that the schaiz at Island Creamery on thursday afternoons are wa wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Chais rocks lah. Schaizs are just...outta this bastardic universe of ours.

busy and lazy.......

2007-03-18T12:41:00.000+08:00

yawn~~
it's the time where busy and lazy go hand in hand and this blog seem like a wasted dead land again with minimal activities on the chatterbox.

oh well...tons of presentations, projects and reports deadline this couple of weeks explain my busy-ness. hence, not much time of bitching and gossiping session for us. and i am getting cold turkey for not seeing the water, feeling the adrenaline and baking in the sun

on the other hand, bryan is still the same old self. i have no idea on what he is busy with or plain laziness to blog? hahahaha.... probably dunno doing wat in that library of his.

as for stan, still doing his mounting and dismounting. probably dun wanna scare us with his 'dark' post that he told me about.

soon soon... we need a break...

Dinner time again...

2007-03-09T20:27:00.000+08:00

Aye aye....here i am again posting. Yes we have new place to recommend for dinner...

we share everything nice eh.

This time we head down to Yoshuko Kitchen at Serene Centre, Bukit Timah. I am sure most living in the west will know. And for those we have no idea where the hell this place is just enter it into the trusty google search box.

ya...oops...we freaking empty the plate and lick it up dry when we take picture. Hey but this shows something right. The food is god-damn nice and the presentation is great as well. Freak, i gonna say that it's one of the most satisfying dinner i had. Great find by stan and bryan...yum~

Then hop on next door for some desert at Island Cremery. Well...first thing everywhere we go is to see whether there are any chaiz. since bryan claim he saw one last time at island cremery.

ahhh~ there's a decent lady. not say very hot and chaiz but hey...MHBP la...at least she's quite cute looking, better than nothing right.
ok back to the desert....some apple pie and ice cream we had. erm it's pretty ok and decent...but i kinda hate the wooden 'scope' for the ice cream. cause everytime i eat the ice cream i can taste the 'woody' ice cream scope. well of cos, located near many JCs and sec schs in the area, we saw many SGNs for us to bitch and lament about. And new 'term' was invented while on the way back as well...LOL!. Overall, the night out was not bad with good food while we search for some 'foils' in the process. heh heh...

"I only cost a __, yet I'm still available on the shelf"

2007-03-06T16:26:00.000+08:00

A familiar title? fill in the blank with a 'heart' shape from your MSN and it will complete the sentence perfectly.

Here I will decipher the true meaning of this sentence and enlighten everyone out there of the risks, dangers and lookouts.

Idealism exists in book, movies and drama series and very seldom do they appear in reality. I hate to be cynical but sometimes this sense of cynicism just creep up to me. This sentence appears to be rather immature and over-positive on the notion of love.

First, I really and sincerely show my appreciation and respect to one who put up the quote above. You indeed demonstrate the courage, guts and bravery that I throughly and thoroughly lack in life. You attempted the thing that I of all failed to attempt.
In my years of life, I tried activities like diving, wakeboarding, even detonating explosives and mines but I feel safe and survive every single outing. My poor mom will be at home worrying about my safety while I was out there quite enjoying the adrenaline (yes even in live range, detonating explosives). But dear mom, you should be glad that I haven attempted in getting a gf. The only activity without a safety handbook, without obvious guidance, without a tertiary degree in. However, studies have shown the statistic and harm when attempt fail (We still know what you did last summer!). So gutless, timid, 'hum' me has tried to avoid this high-risk activity, too afraid to know where it will land me in. I guess chocolate will be a better option currently to taste this unknown chemical reaction.

For the one out there, wake up your idea that whoever only cost a 'heart'. It comes with a greater price unheard and uncried for. I rather sprain my pathetic ankle then go through heartaches, tears and torturous memories at night when attempt failed terribly. At least paying $22 can ease the pain and do miracle after seeing chinese physician and not drowning in alcohol, pukes and shit. Putting up this sentence does make you look like a hero but a hero that lack maturity will end up being a tired, dirty and small in front of the evil of love.

So please attempt this stunt when you are all prepared and thoughts flow like a eons-old spring.
cynical? a 'lil I guess but not quite. but the truth: a stunt that I am indeed too afraid to pull off. laugh your head off when one day I bang my head against the wall to attempt this stunt. Until then I shall remind a contented timid hermit enjoying my cosy hideout.

1+1 = (Part II)

2007-02-28T09:22:00.001+08:00

Halloa holloa and holloa. Happy Lunar New Year and Xin Nian Kuai Le to everyone who reads this blog...if any.

I promised weeks ago that 1+1 = (Part II) will be out before Valentine's Day. Well, Im late but better late than never. Its like a delayed orgasm, tension and what not builds up, leading to an uber explosion and release of ***** and untold pleasures. Good things are definitely worth waiting for.

So let's cut to the chase and allow me to present the pros and cons of NOT being attached. This will be a quickie, indeed.

THE GOOD:
(1.) Having tons of time to hang out with family and friends. Sometimes being with just one person is too boring and stifling. Think of the rounds of big laughter and groupie love at Zheng Fa Live Seafood. Cannot tahan ok! There is no fixed period or timing during the day or night which has to blocked off for "commitments"

(2.) Speaking of commitments, you have literally little or no commitments. And no reporting of whereabouts to that someone.

(3.) Getting down and dirty, lip locking with some stranger or getting caught with the pants/skirts down during club/pubs nightouts are not a problem and is without apprehension.

(4.) Able to have quality time for personal growth. Without such, one will be a dumbass the rest of his/her life. And this is possible without the incessant phone/sms rings.

(5.) The freedom to appreciate (or even further pursue) the creme de la creme of the other sex without the risk of being chastised or breaking up(!!!). There is a chinese saying which states there is a mountain even higher than the current one. Same meaning applies for your current flame, hotshot. But if the current flame allows and particpates in such screening of the finer arts, a threesome or more is definitely in the pipeline.

THE BAD:
(1.) Basically the reversals of THE GOOD as stated in PART I of this series of post.

THE UGLY:
(1.) Ending up a lonely asses bastards blogging(bitching acutallu) about such issues. Hur Hur.

With this, I wrap up the 2 episode series of 1+1 =. Facing a problem after reading this? No worries lah. The best option is to have a Non Commital Relationship. You can have the best of both worlds then. What a deal huh. Stay tuned next feb for another round of..debate and study about relationships.

See ya~

if you got it...flaunt it!

2007-02-27T13:03:00.000+08:00

I wanted to post something about the chinese new year visit to our beloved teacher place but dear bryan has volunteer to do it, so we shall wait.

so in the meantime, to keep whoever visit here entertained, moi shall post something...erm quite bastard.

So let's all hail the mini-skirts. i gotta say from our point of view that it's probably one of the most entertaining, most exhilarating, most eye-catching, most talkabout, most WAH! topic among us. To all girls with gorgeous, slim, well-toned, firm, fair, long, smooth legs...i sincerely thank you all. THANK YOU! the little skirt or pants that you all put on has certainly enhances the valued asset that you all possess. Personally, i adore girls with pretty legs. When all you out there walk pass us, it indeed add some spice to our pathetic life. WAH! our 1st reaction, followed by a few seconds of stares and then we start talking about it. if you got it, flaunt it! shucks, i sound like a lecher now. ladies who read this will have a second thoughts about my psycho now. But...what the hell! i am merely stating the fact. All normal guys react this way and i am just brave enough to express my personal opinions. C'mon...guys will definitely be nodding away(i hope).

erm, as for ladies with 'not so nice' asset. i shall keep the comments to myself. but jus by the last sentence, i will sound completely, totally, incorrigibly, absolutely, thoroughly bastard. ah~ whatever. A word of advice though (to all girls), be very, extremely, careful when you all are travelling up the escalator in ur pretty skirts...er-hem~

well, i will end here. ladies who read and are not happy will probably b swearing and cursing me now. ah but i just wanna post something...mini-skirts...swing-swing.

Money. Time. Wank. Life.

2007-02-27T12:57:00.000+08:00

Firstly I'd like to apologize for the lack of posts, but i guess this one would explain quite a lot.

Well Chinese New Year is coming to an end, quite the same as all other years for me except that i had less time to celebrate. And I haven't touched a mahjong set this whole new year... yet. Anyway with the end of the Chinese New Year it signifies the coming of exams for the people in uni and back to work for all the other wankers. This is quite significant for the 3 of us bastards i guess. XuXian is back to school with his many projects and many chais. Bryan is going to school too, however it's to ACS to work. And he hasn't entered SMU, yet. For me it's back to camp, another 2 more weeks and the understudies come and it's time to kick back, relax and find a job. going for a job fair thingie this Saturday, but i heard the job offers are all about security.

With all of us bastards walking down different paths in life, it's kinda hard to keep together anymore. Most important of all i think is the willingness to stick together. Every time something is organized the response is pathetic. Sure all of us come from different backgrounds, have different interests. But I'm sure there are still things to bring us together. Why do i say it's the 'willingness' to stick together? Because people aren't willing to fork out time, nor willing to try new stuff, nor willing to mix around more. People always say 'But i don't like to do this-or-that' or 'I don't like to mix around with so-and-so'. Everything changes, be more adaptable! A simple question, how can you not like something if you have never tried it? I learnt this lesson after being an anti-clubber for my 3 years in poly. Even after my first clubbing experience i still did not like it. My second time was much more fun and now I'm a social clubber and have learnt my lesson well.

Money. Time. Wank (Work). Life. Even though Bryan, XuXian and I don't exactly have the money nor the time, we still try to meet up once a week or so just to 'window shop' and chill. When i refer to 'the bastards', i no longer see it as a class whose spirit never faltered, i only see 3 lone bastards who never gave up their 'relationship'.

I'd really like to end this post by telling everyone to cherish their friends and stick together even if they don't cherish the friendship. But honestly, if they don't give a fuck, why should you? Same goes for any kind of relationship.

No picts this time, stay tuned however for Bryan's long awaited 1+1 Part 2 and some upcoming picts from this Chinese New Year gathering. Ciao for now.

Prosperity, Luck, Fortune for the New Year...who can forget the food.

2007-02-18T00:33:00.000+08:00

Hey Hey! Happy Lunar New Year to all who know us and visit this blog! For me the year only start after chinese new year... so have a good year ahead everybody.

Yes yes...food is very important for Chinese New Year...wah the tasty ba kwah, my all time favourite almond cookie, those cute little pineapple tarts. Look at my well-stocked and happily-reddish table and hell yeah...ALL of us love them...

eh but other than the food and ang pao...i guess chinese new year is quite boring. Visiting relatives have become a chore as older generation just sit in one corner stoning away, while our parents chat happily about what they did for the past year. Somehow, our ear perk up when they say "ah it's getting late, we got elsewhere to go..." wah finally.... then we come out from our little hide out and stick out hand out with a smile when they hand us the little red packet that we just wanted. heh heh...

Well, anyway...i think many of us still enjoy the new year. So enjoy yourself the next few days and do remember to drink water after those heaty goodies. Ah~ and also do work off those fats, cholesterols that you have accumulated. woot~~

Just another day...

2007-02-15T00:05:00.000+08:00

Just another wednesday this term like any other, with me almost dozing off in class again. but somehow some girls are carrying roses in their hand today. But cynical, bo chup me simply care less and tried my very best to stay awake. right... things might be different if one is attached or trying their very best to confess to whoever it may be. hmmm...i dunno about it. *shrug.

Overrated it really is. Over-rated roses, over-rated chocolate, over-rated dinner, over-rated greetings. Stuffs today seem really over-priced and over-regarded. so true eh... All these stuffs are so much expected on the 14th of Feb that it is neither a surprise nor special anymore. On the other hand, these stuffs are so much under-rated during normal days. Popping a rose, a delightful bag of chocolate, a simple sincere greetings, on a plain, old normal day will certainly be much more appreciated. Really.

Special occasion ain't special any more. V-Day seem more 'valentine' on any other day other than 14 Feb. ok, many may feel that this sound like a case of sour grapes. still, when you are bored and have nothing to ponder over, what i posted today is not wrong at all.
So, do take care all you out there. Drink lotsa herbal tea during the upcoming CNY to prevent heatyness. ulcer and sore throat aint that comfortable...
Cheers~

you better watch out..cause

2007-02-14T00:00:00.000+08:00

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!

Dinner's all over the floor now..bummer.

For all the lovebirds out there, lucky you ah. All the best too. May you stay relatively rich and thus remain attached. Don't let it be said Im one jealous piece of shit, heh heh.

Anyway, to all my fellow SINGLE brothers and sisters out there, do not despair. There are things for you on this day as well. You can always go to a restaurant or dining place with your buddies, make hell lotta of noise and generally disturb, interrupt and irritate the couples out there. You can always crawl into bed with a nice book like The Alchemist by Paul Coelho and learn that there is much more to life than finding and having that special one. If you really want someone to bonk(which i suspect is the real motive for the modern valentined), hop down to Geyland, Keong Siak or any suspicious tui na shop lor.

To round it off, let me dedicate a song to all singletons out there. Emotional Weather Report by Tom Waits. Let it teach you that life is like the weather, there will be good and bad days, there will always be a new day ahead.

And in the spirit of Valentine's Day(which i barely wanna acknowlege), here is something special for you all...

The wind in my hair. The sand in my eye.

2007-02-11T22:19:00.000+08:00

Yes once again 'depressing' Stan is out to rant. But this will be different, it's a pictured rant! Read on avid bastard fans...

It happened on a bright sunny morning, just like every other bright sunny morning in Singapore nowadays. The ones where me and Pang are either busy or lacking in money to wakeboard in, damn it. Anyway, i was in camp this specific day walking down the road back to the office to get some stuff. As usual depressing thoughts just jumped to mind. The usual 'What is our purpose in life?' question haunted me. Sure i was enjoying the pleasant wind on such a hot day, but it just made me think more about why was life the way it is. Other such depressing thoughts came to join in the party in my head of course.

Then suddenly it hit me. No not a 5 toner, but a grain of sand. Straight in the eye. Instantly what jumped to mind was, "Hey, the sun is shining, the wind is blowing. You're alive, healthy and well to do compared to other people, wtf are you complaining about? Enjoy the breeze you bastard." It was quite a surprising thought since usually my normal mental reaction to said incident would be "F*CK. F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK!"

Anywho, that was just a one time reaction. Shortly after enjoying the breeze i got back to being the same old depressing me. This whole experience taught me something tho. There are good times and there are bad times. Just try to treasure what you have and fight for what you don't, never just 'try to make do' or give up on yourself. Even tho in the end, we'll all still die, try to enjoy life while we can.

Guess I'll end this post with a picture since Pang says it's all the craze about picture blogging nowadays and we don't seem to be getting many comments or hits...

Royce and Godiva.
One of my friend's V-day gift last year.
Courtesy of, me.
Tis the inside of that Godiva packaging.

With these 2 nostalgic pictures, i end my post. Have fun.

Dinner and coffee...

2007-02-10T23:55:00.000+08:00

Howdy people...finding a place for dinner? alright Spageddies at Orchard Paragon is quite nice where the 3 of us had a little 'exp' dinner since it's dear bryan bday tml. orh well... the food is ok, at least the salad kinda nice. so do head down to try if ya looking for a place for a date this valentine's. Well, we had a some mental drama there and bryan will prob post some pics and 'sarca' about it.

Alright, after some aimless walking down town trying to feast on eye candies, our legs start to complain, mouths yearn for some snacks and the aroma of coffee... So all you out there...Coffee Club at the Millenia Walk is our pick...
Yay! 'a cup above the rest', nice and new place with some bright retro orange couch...
AH~ there u go... a cosy, comfortable, chill-out place with some some 'familiar faces', the 'depressing' (self-proclaim) stan and 'sarcastic' (also self-proclaim) bryan.
ok i gonna show face as well...

So there it is...a nice place for dinner and a cosy chill out place for a nice cuppa coffee. So you're are looking for a place to hang out with frens and love one, this places are kinda cool.

And once again, Happy Birthday Bryan!

MERRY BIRTHDAY!

2007-02-09T18:26:00.000+08:00

well well... it's the month of feb and many bastards and friend celebrate their bday this mth.
so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to erm.... xinying, EAGLE-NOSE, bryan and LIU!!!
ok since we're poor at least a picture cake for all you guys...Enjoy ur 22nd year in earth!

1 + 1 =

2007-02-05T01:15:00.000+08:00

As one can obviously tell, my fellow bastard has done some griping about Valentine's Day. Which is also known as International Friendship Day for all the lonely assed people out there without a dime chance of bagging a date, not least a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Therefore, yours truly has decided to come up with a mini study of having or not having that love of your life. The pros and the cons. The bliss and hardship. The...whatever. I shall strive to be bipartisan, fair and not myopic nor biased despite my hardcore bastard and single status.

THE POSITIVES OF HAVING A BF/GF:
(1.) Having that exclusive shoulder or whichever body part one prefers to cry on.
(2.) Having that exclusive someone to celebrate Valentine's Day(urgh) with.
(3.) Having that exclusive someone to shower your love/wealth with.
(4.) Able to walk down Orchard Road and snub those lonely assed souls by wrapping your arms around the waist of that exclusive one/making out on public transport/shielding your loved one by standing and not budging on the crowded bus while he or she seats on the aisle seat
(5.) Photowhore with your loved one then put it up on your blog or friendster with loud declarations of "I Love You" or "Sweet Baby" kind of tags. Three exclamation marks following such declarations are optional.
(6.) Actually having a reason to watch sappy/comedic romance movies.
(7.) Doing dumb things like queing for 4hrs and more for Donut Factory edibles to indulge the loved one.
(8.) Have someone to plan your birthdays.

THE NEGATIVES OF HAVING A BF/GF:
(1.) To a certaint extent, the chances of being left poor will dramatically increase.
(2.) And when becoming poor, chances of being single will too dramatically increase.

BUT THEN, WHEN IN LOVE WHERE GOT NEGATIVE ONE?! LOVE CONQUERS ALL HOR. LOVE BLINDS AND SUFFOCATES BUT STILL ONE WILL FEEL DAMN...SONG!

So this will bring us to the end of part 1 of 1+1 =, where we unravel the good, the bad and the missing ugly of having a partner. Next, in a couple of hours or days hopefully, part 2 of 1+1 = will be out in time before Valentine's Day(urgh) where we explore the good, the bad and the ugly of NOT having a partner.

Till then, take care and stay home, cause Valentine's Day is coming...

Festive Season Once Again...

2007-02-01T23:36:00.000+08:00

Well it's the start of February and i guess you can say the festive season is here once again. Firstly it's Xin Ying's birthday today, so... Happy Birthday, yeah...

And well on the 14th is the upcoming yearly International Friends(or Friendship, forgot which one) Day, or in other words, Valentines Day. Maybe it's the fact that i have hated this day for the past 21 years that prevents me from actually letting go of this hatred. Or maybe cos i'm on duty on that day and the girl i asked out on the eve has other commitments. Anyway, yeah, Valentines day. A day to remind people without partners that they are alone. Thus coming up with the International Friendship Day thingie i guess. Doesn't make much of a difference if you ask me, people will still think it's bullshit and a lousy day. Or maybe it's just me. F*ck it all anyway, stupid Valentines day, flowers*mutter mutter* chocolate *curse & swear* dinner, BAH!

Well enough of ranting on the first upcoming crappy 'holiday' and on to the next, Chinese New Year! A time to wear new stuff, collect red packets, gamble, gather/reunite and overall just enjoy. Oh joy i'm spending majority of Chinese New Year in camp. At least i got quite a bit of new clothes this year, not really satisfying tho since it cut my budget so much that i couldn't wakeboard for the next few weeks... Love my new jacket, will try to post a pict of some new stuff that we bastards have bought for the new year since we all know how boring blogs are without pictures.

Oh and i think lastly would be the numerous birthdays of 06 personnel which are in February and early March. Joy.

So with such numerous joyous occasions this month who wouldn't be happy?
Other than me i guess. Morale at an all time low.
Anywho, take care and have fun.

Bastard?

2007-01-30T22:35:00.000+08:00

Alright it's pang posting again...those 2 are lazy and slacking away.

So what's the definition of bastards? And why would anyone in the right mind call themselves bastard. Many questioned the name of this aimless blog. Well, those we know us long, long, long enough will definitely and without a doubt know that we deserve this 'title' and 'accolade' knighted upon us during secondary school days. We are proud about it.

So what define us as a bastard. Hmmm... if you know any of us as an individual, the traits of a bastard will not be obvious. Basically, we are normal guy trying to survive in this dog eat dog world. We will/may be seen as a nice, quiet and sensible individual self. However, those who know us after a period of time will guarantee notice the little traits and characteristics that mark a true bastard.
Some of them will be as follow:
-overwhelming vulgarity from SOME our mouth
-cracking lame, cold and senseless jokes (we are good at this, give us a situation and it'll become a joke among us. Just ask the uncle that serve kopi living above Siong's house)
-talking about chim terms and lingos that only we know
-laughing at someone short-coming (when we are the one that don't have any strengths)
-selfish and many a times inconsiderate
-cynical "aiyah...."
-loud
-don't give a damn about what other think of us. we are who we are
-sometimes we like to act tough when we are timid at heart
-all talk and no actions
-POOR, very poor

Yes these are what you can see. When we come together as a group, you will truely know and believe that we are a group of bastards. These characteristics will shine like a invincible aura for us. (hey but we are not ah beng, at least we know we have better dress sense and thoughts than them). Many say, girls like bad guy. Judging by the 'attached' figures, I would say that make us good guys. Erm, this particular figure is on the rise, and there is this particular example who seem pretty attractive to 'young' girls (everyone know who's Hiong). Well, situation does change just like how policeman don't wear berms now.

So if you know any of us, don't be afraid ok. At least you know we are 'not bad' and we bastards are real and have true personalites. We don't hide, you will hear what you need to hear and see what you need to see. We are not fake. Above all, many of us are true good friends which you can trust and rely on. Need some lame humour, we are in. If you want to join this particular group, sad to say. Unlikely. (:

Say cheeeese........

2007-01-25T19:34:00.000+08:00

Hello there... ok look like this blog is getting abit plain and boring. and those we read our post may begin to feel sian after all the rants and complaints that we put up. well... so here i am to post some pics to add some colours and spice.
Here you go...

courtesy of SIONG

This photo was sent to me from the hiongiest guy in 06, SIONG! chalet at coasta sand i think many many years back. look at the pose that we striked and you know that we are still some kid trying to get a kick outta life. yeah! "SUCK IT!" that's what ed and stan say! and jun at the back trying to be friendly with his middle fingers.

hahaha! this is wat me and bryan came across at popular bookstore. yeah! it's a black mask, black hat, black clothes guy signing autograph and taking pics with his HIONG fan. obviously, all u out there know whose the 'anonymous' guy. His jokebook has been the all time best seller and meeting up with his fan is just a routine.

ok some cool wakeboard for show. doing some free advertising for Launch wakeboard. this is where me and stan have been visiting regularly to ride the wake. we are no pro but definitely getting better. Fancy a ride? do join us! Fun is guaranteed!

alright peeps...that's about all for this time. hope it's something interesting. will try to take more crap photos and upload them whenever we're free. hmmm....free?

Denial...

2007-01-22T00:02:00.000+08:00

Do not doubt life people. It is too real to be denied of the truth, the reality and what you are actually seeing. That's why we are alive and breathing - sighing at times, taking that extra breath of air to no result.
There is no definition to life, no exact meaning in fact. When you look up that old, thick, trusty dictionary or type 'life' into the miraculous google search box, the result don't exactly answer your question. Some people just keep thinking about what life is, while some just live it. For me, for some of us, we just keep thinking. My train of thought doesn't really have a final destination, so somehow it just keep moving, keep thinking. Thinking about what? I don't exactly know either, sometimes I just hope that it run out of steam so I can just heave a breath of relief, which have no result either.
See we just don't understand why we breathe, why we sigh, why take in that precious oxygen. Life is full of so many shit, too many undesired greed. It's like a paradox, a contradiction. Something no one really can grasp, always flowing, never static but regardless of its form, we are all living it.
That's why it seem that there is no answer to everything, even simple logic like 1+1 may not equal 2(ask stan why). So, that's why I try not to put an absolute to everything, at times I speak with intention more than what I implied and only I understand the underlying meaning. No one need to understand what the other side actually mean, otherwise that will really sucks. Just live your life the way you see it, like it or not. One lifetime ain't very long, ponder too much and you will miss out what you not ponder. Regard too much and you disregard more than what you regard. Nevertheless, our train of thought is still important. It keeps you sound, mindful and sensible. Everyone only need an ending terminal.
Life is enchanted. Almost all of us are captivated, spellbound and mesmerised. We shouldn't deny, might be better this way. Disenchantment comes only when you take in your last breath.

the back of 2006

2007-01-17T21:19:00.000+08:00

Its been a long time coming. Year 2007 has arrived, rather belatedly for this piece of blogging corner at least. Well, better late than never..so, Happy New Year~~

2006 was a milestone year, namely for the fact that I have freakin' ROD from the k-n-n-m-e-c-c-b-w-t-f-t-m-d(check the up coming dictionary v2 for explantion) SAF. Wahaha! No more being owned by muthafuckers all right. Also, 2006 has seen me earned serious cash, went to Taiwan for the first independent holiday without the parents(may it live long and prosper till they decide to go somewhere fun), earned more serious cash and buying a Xbox 360 and Samsung 19" Syncmaster 931BF. Now can you dig that, bastard?!

Year 2007 has seen some changes for me at least. Now Im jobless, having sacked myself before my previous company could sack me. I have seen such a disastrous end coming since November, when the ex boss accused me of being a major slack. I will be the first to admit that Im rather slack at times but major slack Im not. But anyway anyhow, its over and by a long time too.

Thus now Im trying to readjust to no job life, which means sleeping at 0200 and waking up at 1000, which isn't a very bad thing. At least I still wake at relatively normal hours. Daily routine includes 'wanking' my Xbox 360 and the new lcd monitor and trying to put in decent study time. Key word being trying.

So I wonder what 2007 would bring me. A new job? More retro and introspect on life? However, the definite pressing issues would be the darn studying/exams and my birthday. I think I will need a brand new being. A major overhaul of the body and the mind. Major major work and help is due in this really...'grey' area. Just ask Doris, she knows it since what...J1? Heh heh...

And zero comments on the lovelife bit. Very non-commital and very very no chance of anything happening.

Seriously.

300+...

2007-01-13T22:46:00.000+08:00

First of all, Happy New Year to whoever read this. Yes, I know it's kinda late to send out new year greeting but better late then never.
A couple of weeks have passed and 300+ days wait 2007. Basically, bastard like me don't really have much resolution for the year but still I do have something I wish for this year.

Erm, getting a gf aint really a concern or resolution, in case some of the bastards get concern. Well anyway, life's really simple for a retard like me. I mentioned before that Friends Rock my World and Hell yeah! I just wanna be happier this year and this goes to the rest of my friends who happen (lucky or unlucky) to know this bastard call xuxian. I just wanna do the thing I like... drinking coffee, slacking, mahjong, watch soccer, play tennis, wakeboard, reading the live update jokebook(muahahaha!), feasting on eye candies, talking about eye candies and well more candies or chocoloate to eat. I hope whoever can, just make all these come true this year. Hey hey, I hope to strike 4D top prize real soon man. I bring someone luck by giving out the ticket why can't I have the luck myself. I've been a good boy karma may treat me abit better this year. *shrug.

Well, GOOD LUCK my friends and fellow bastards. Do remember to do abit for charity, Singapore Pools is always open for us!

First Post!

2007-01-06T12:30:00.000+08:00

Well i guess i haven't been blogging much thanks to 'work' and other commitments such as Dota and wakeboarding... But here i am once again. First post of the new year...

It's finally 2007, another 5 months or so to my ORD date (not inclusive of leave and off) and i'm actually kind of scared of going back to being a civillian. No more government to pay me money to slack, no more free food free lodging but most importantly, no more government to screw me in the ass. Whee! I think i feel like almost every other NSF, "I just wasted 2 years of my time..."

But oh well, it's the new year and thus new beginnings i guess.

Thanks to the 'Post Holidays Blues' most everybody is in a lethargic mood. Couldn't even find enough people for a mahjong session. Some people don't even bother to reply, i won't mention names but it's the bastard with the winged-animal-like-nose. And going out nowadays is such a chore thanks to people having monetary problems, time problems and 360 problems. Can't blame them tho, it's all a part of life man... So i end up trying to whip myself into shape and playing dota, such lifeless boring solo activities.

Since it's a new year and i haven't fulfilled my yearly same resolution since 2003's new year, i guess this year my new year's resolution is gonna be kinda easier. This year i resolute to live a healthier lifestyle, get into better shape and become more pro at wakeboarding. So much easier than stopping my pessimistic views towards life, live happier and getting a girlfriend right?

Friendship.

2006-12-31T22:36:00.000+08:00

friend (frěnd) Pronunciation Key n.
A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.

Basically that's the general definition of a friend, dictionary meaning is sometimes vague and unclear. "A person whom one......" Well, so is friendship a "one-way only" or a "two-way traffic" I wonder most of the times in fact. This world is practical and often too materialistic to be realistic. Give and take is what most people presume and this logic undermine the meaning of friendship. One friend maybe giving all the time while the other friend just take without realising that this so called "friendship" is going in one direction. So is this call "friendship"? or is there another term for it? Well I don't know.

As for us, this particular group of people, the 06 bastards, are we friends? hah! I am not sure. Maybe not, now I think. Similarly, we also have people who are always taking and people who are always giving but that's not really the point anymore. Somehow rather we have accepted this fact, I got to say we know each other sometimes much more than we know our family. We just know what one bastard wanna say/do before he even know what he can say/do. Huh? ok i will give some example...

-Before Mr. eagle nose wanna pull his nose skin and say something... some of us will already start saying about it and he will think twice about pulling that eagle-like nose of his.
-Sometimes, the joke already start when we look at each other and start laughing like kuku before we even speak a word.
-When a MHBP walk by, either me or stan will say "MHBP" before dear bryan utters the four alphabets.

So is this "friendship"? Well I don't think so. But I have got a term for our relationship... "Bastardship" sounds much better...

Love...not actually

2006-12-25T00:41:00.000+08:00

Hmm...Merry Christmas to one and all. Do enjoy yourself if ya counting down to christmas. Yes, it's already Christmas as I continue typing the next few alphabets...words...sentences... paragraphs and finish up this lame post.

Another Christmas and this year was alone in my room while my family is out somewhere... dunno where. Kinda sucks...to make it worse I am watching "Love Actually", seeing kisses...hugs erm more kisses and hugs. Well, none make love (argh~). You know...it's probably a nice show with a happy ending, as everyone ended up with someone else, even the old christmas rocker has his fat manager for Christmas.

Forget it. Stan would probably agree with me as we both are complaining, lamenting about this lousy show that we just watch on our lonely Christmas night. Sucks~ I can't even think of a girl that I want to confess to, she doesn't even exist. yawn~~ nvm I think I'll just hug my beloved bolster and pillow and make love to my lovely blanket.

To all friends of this blog... WE ROCK!
cheers to 2007!

Rein it in

2006-12-19T23:51:00.000+08:00

It has been raining for the past two days and I don't see it ending any sooner. Therefore, instead of bitching non-stop about the dastardly weather, why not think of ways to complement it?

Therefore I present my Top 5 Songs for Rainy Nights (Dec, 2006):

Top 5 Songs for Classy Rainy Nights
(1.) Fly Me To The Moon by Diana Krall (Live In Paris)
(2.) The Girl From Ipanema by Nat King Cole (Jazz In Movies)
(3.) Moonlight Serenade by Glenn Miller Orchestra
(4.) Dream A Little Dream Of Me by K.D Lang & Tony Bennett (Jazz In The City)
(5.) Land Of... by St Germain (Tourist)

Top 5 Songs for Lovey Dovey Rainy Nights
(1.) Falling by Ant & Dec
(2.) Stars by Simply Red (Greatest Hits)
(3.) Kiss From A Rose by Seal (Batman Forever O.S.T)
(4.) Baby I Love Your Way by UB40
(5.) All You Need Is Love by Lynden Daivd Hall (Love Actually O.S.T)

Top 5 Songs for Slow Rainy Nights
(1.) Green Apples by Chantel Kreviazuk (Dawson's Creek O.S.T)
(2.) So True by Black Seeds (On The Sun)
(3.) Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put A Spell On You) by Aqualung (Strange and Beautiful)
(4.) The Blower's Daughter by Damien Rice (Closer O.S.T)
(5.) Fight Test by The Flaming Lips (Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots)

Top 5 Songs for Forlon Rainy Nights
(1.) The Waltz by Silje Nergaard (Port of Call)
(2.) Eve, The Apple Of My Eye by BellX1 (Music From The OC: Mix 4)
(3.) Collide by Howie Day (Stop All The World Now)
(4.) Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap (Speak For Yourself)
(5.) A Lack of Color by Death Cab For Cutie (Music From The OC: Mix 2) --> I would be crazy not to include Death Cab For Cutie..emo leh

Top 5 Songs For Uplifting/Inspirational Rainy Nights
(1.) Inner Smile by Texas
(2.) Black and White Town by Doves
(3.) Jealousy by Martin Solveig (Hedonist)
(4.) I Love A Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbitt --> of course mah, must love a rainy night!
(5.) Lost In Emotion by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam

Top 5 Songs For Groovy Rainy Nights
(1.) On A Night Like This by Kylie Minogue (Light Years)
(2.) RocSette's Groove (Latin Horizon Mix) by Unsolicited Dubz (Lazy Dog Vol.2)
(3.) Freek A Leek by Petey Pablo (Still Writing in My Diary: 2nd Entry)
(4.) My Love by Justin Timberlake feat. T.I (PhutureSex/LoveSounds)
(5.) I Feel Good by James Brown

So there you have it, my personal top 5's for rainy nights in the month of december. Sorry for the lack of mandarin songs, not a really big fan of them. Honourable mentions go out to Forver Love by Wang Lee Hom and Superwoman by Cao Ge though. And needless to say, top whatever lists always stirs up a hornet's nets but then again...oh nevermind.

Bitching is always healthy but not about rain and more rain. Like how much can one bitch about rain and rain that hardly stops for two continous days? Give it a break, complement instead of competing.

Do stay tuned for Jan's Top 5s list. I only serve to please...master/mistress...

Hi all...

2006-12-15T23:43:00.000+08:00

Yes it's been a long time since there are new posts on this blog....I gotta admit that the 3 of us are getting lazy. No doubt about that.

Well yes...there was a sort of outing for some 06 bastards as we show face at NTU business school bash.

These are some of the faces at the bash...dear Mr. KJ was probably dancing somewhere with his girl friends and dump us aside. Well, this not the point... The bash SUCKS! (Apology to NTU people, but I am merely stating the fact)

1st. The crowd ain't high. Hey hey, people! buy yourself some drinks to get high...argh~

2nd. The girls can't dance (noob). Turn off....ZZzzzzzzzzz

3rd. Everybody went home at 2am, the dance is COMPLETELY empty (wtf! 2am is suppose to be the PEAK man!)

Dearest mi and bryan ended up craving, lusting, desiring for Phuture and Zouk...I ain't going to bash again ended up in total disappointment after two lousy nights at MoMo. No more MoMo for me anymore.

Aside clubbing, I think I'll stop this lousy activity for quite some time for now. Beloved Stanley and myself are looking for people interested in wakeboarding. Erm ya...no typo it's WAKEBOARDING. Apparently this water sports is slightly addictive and we are looking for interested parties to join us so that it will be erm...cheaper? Guys and Girls all welcome (well, no doubt we prefer babes in bikinis. but probably won't have any judging from our CUI looks). Anyway, if ya love the sun, sea and wanna have some fun. I think wakeboard is pretty cool. So do let us know if you are interested. Thanks!

Hey that's Life...

2006-12-07T23:50:00.000+08:00

I always say that life is an irony...
It's true. Don't argue against it, you will fail...really.

Back then when you hate something, rant about it, dispised it, laugh at why people did it...
But now, the irony sets in when you are actually part of something you used to hate.

Well well well... people go think about it. Did something lidat happen to you? Hey but it's actually not that bad. It's not really a sin. As stan said, sin is the way to life. I gotta agree with that. sinful indulgence is not wrong. One Life live it...you prob can't do something '21' when you are freaking '40'. If you are missing out on something which you refuse to accept now, go think about it. Try to accept it in a way which you can accept. *Terms and conditions apply

*Ya people, I am sure readers of our blog will be mature enough. Make wise decision, not stupid decision. Accept things that are not against law or against morality. hey well...it's pretty obvious what I am talking about. Be wise don't be hiong (refer to the previous post).

Hiong.

2006-12-03T23:12:00.000+08:00

Paedophile.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/paedophile

Dictionary

2006-11-28T23:33:00.000+08:00

Langauge is a wonderful thing. It is the one essential ability that differentiates humans and animals. Be thankful that you can scream 'fuck you asshole' at your enemy instead of growling incoherently. For all the lovebirds out there, be glad that you can say 'I Love You' instead of mewing or whining and making people wonder if you are hungry or not.

Therefore, I present The Bastard Dictionary 101: Terms, acronyms and phrases oft muttered by us. (Dumb version)
Disclaimer: Due to lack of sponsership and the slight shortage in enthusiam, this is the dumbed down dumb version where the original meaning is translated directly to english, if any. Also, it is not sorted alphanumerically either.

MHBP or Mai Hiam Buay Pai: Not fussy not bad. Eschewing of high standards in times of desperation. "Eh, that girl might have moustache, still...mhbp lah."

LPKLK, MT or Lim Pei Ka Li Kong, Mai Tia: Your father told you so, don't listen! "See, lpklk, mt! Bramble lao again..."

Lao(4): To drop or miss the ball or object heading your way. "TMD, Bramble lao again. Newcastle lose liao"

TMD or Ta Ma De: Literally meaning that person's mom's. See above for use of acronym.

Wa: Form of exclamation. Oft used to express shock, realization or dismay. "Wa,wa, wa... short, short..."

Chai: Pretty girl. "Eh, your groupmates there got chai anot?"

Hiong ah: Also know as Zhai. Means powerful or great. "Wah, you in SMU, hiong ah!"

Cui: Broken a.k.a cannot make it. "Chai over there....ehhhhh, sorry, sorry. CUI one."

Sagat Leaping Knee: A new move for goalkeepers in the game of football whereby the custodian leaps with one knee out in the air to physically stop an opponent from latching onto a through pass. Imitated from Street Fighter's Sagat. "Wa, damn hiong. Leaping knee people liao still dun wanna say sorry."

Liuuuu....Stannnn: Term of endearment. Used when drunk or hopelessly drunk. "Liuuu...stannn...*silence*..."

So there you have it, some of the terms, acronyms and phrases we bastards often use during conversations. More of such terms will come by, once we integrate them or yours truly find the inspiration to blog more. Till then, mug hard for your exams hor.

Sad day in the library...

2006-11-27T23:13:00.000+08:00

Well, it begins this afternoon when i went to Lot 1 in CCK to return my library book before going to the polyclinic.

While in the library i hunted the fiction section for my beloved fantasy novels. And while browing through i found my treasured book, The Hawk Eternal by David Gemmell. But thats beside the point.

While searching i overheard this little boy who ran up to his mother sitting on a bench in the library. He was carrying a this skinny yet big faced book, looked like one of em children stories. He was pestering to borrow the book but his mother refused.

What his mother told him, or what i remember of it was "Borrow for what? You cannot even read the words."

And the son retaliated with "But i know how to read the words!"

Mother, "But you read already also don't understand, read for what? Put back the book lah."

If this were to happen alot in Singapore, i guess that is why Singaporeans nowadays don't like to read much. Or why our children aren't as 'smart' or 'hardworking' as foreign students.

Reading in the past was a privellege left to the nobles or rich. Books used to cost gold in their weight. Nowadays people don't even know how to appreciate paper. But what made me sad, was that this mother could have allowed her child to borrow the book. Then whatever he did not understand she should either explain or ask him to look up a dictionary. I remember that was how it was for me when i was growing up and what i still do when i run across words i don't understand. This would cultivate a good reading habit, a greater sense of curiousity and a hardworking spirit in the young. But all ruined thanks to a mother who knows no better. I don't blame her, maybe she did not get a good upbringing or she was having a bad day.

Final words for the post. Maybe not everyone likes to read or not everyone has the imagination to read. But please do not restrict this right to our youths. And btw, DAVID GEMMELL ROCKS! So does Salvatore, Feist, Gaiman and many more, haha.

Do you know? An apology.

2006-11-25T11:22:00.000+08:00

They did a nice job with the stylo soldiers and the cool heavy tankers zooming around...
"Army. The Decisive Force."
Ever watch the commercial "Life story of Nick" where it's so boring that everyone falls asleep and Nick's life changed after joining the Navy. WOah~~

Bullshit.

Urban Legend: "eh boy when you come out of the army you're going to be strong and mature, just like your papa now."

Ya right... you probably hear this in your life once whether you are a guy or a girl. But seriously this is a whole chunka crap. 1st, it's never decisive. Those big shots just can't freaking make up their retarded mind and it's us the little midgets that suffer! Changes keep coming and we slogged our days with the puny allowance they give us...while they enjoy their coffee in aircon room. Exciting? Hah! probably...when you make love with mosquitoes in the wild and get screwed by the rank bigger than you. Definitely AWESOME!

Boys curse and swear thinking that it's cool. Midget like us in army curse and swear because we meant it. They say we mature in there...No, it's the other way round. I hate myself more now. I don't really like to swear and say the 'F' word and some other vulgarities that you hear me cursing. I really hate it. Unfortunately, it's been rooted deeply into me now after 2yrs 2mths. Picking up smoking is not that bad in army, picking up swearing is so much worse. I have degenerated.
Yes I have O-R-D. But so what...look at what it has done to me... Henceforth, I sincerely apologise to myself and those we often hear me cursing. Please stand the little nonsense that I blurt out. Forgive me...
yawn~~

beer...food...soccer...and...?

2006-11-24T21:45:00.000+08:00

Ya this pics were like taken 2wks back I think but dear Bryan was too lazy to upload them...
So it's me updating this post.

Yes the 3 of us again...but this time at my house. Doing nothing... watch soccer...eating junk food...pizza, KFC, chips and some other junk shits that u can think of that make us fat. hah! Had some adventure with Stan that day though. We wanted to call for delivery but for some reason 62353535 just refuse to get me thru to the operator. So I decide to drive out..yes me the one w/o license as stan refused to drive my dad's car. Well it's a little bumpy(literally) but it turn out fine but parking the car back was one Hella challenge...but still nothing is too tough for the 2 of us.

Stan: yay! Pang din kill me...and it's finger licking goood~

Bryan: eh where's my chicken drumlet????

Heineken anyone?

eh?

2006-11-23T00:39:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered if that girl or guy who keeps looking your way is interested in you, even a tad bit interested? And that smothering eye contact? Have you ever wondered what would happen should you take that gigantic blind leap of faith and just approach that person?

Well, if you are like us, bastards or the the female versions of us or bimbos or alcoholics or a lil chao lao face or unfortunate enough to have a suicidal amount of facial hair... do NOT take that leap of faith or it will be a one way ticket to Hell. Imagine taking a leap into Hell, not very nice ain't it. Very painful, to say the least.

Why not to take the leap one might ask? Eh hello. If you are as described as above, it means that you are C.U.I. What makes you think that they are looking at you? There might be a hot hunk or babe unfortunate enough to be standing or seated behind you. Or worse, that person who is looking at you might be thinking, "Wah lau eh, tak boleh tahan! So cui still wanna take up space. Block my view only..."

But actually, if you're a bimbo..you can actually give this a shot. After all, you are already discounted as a bimbo, so nothing more is left to be lost, right?

Looking before you leap didnt't matter much...till now.

Tis the season...

2006-11-21T21:19:00.000+08:00

Well it's mid November and the time to be jolly once again. Why can't people fucking understand that Christmas is in December? Not from the beginning of November till mid January? http://www.commissionedcomic.com/index.php?strip=580 this comic kinda sums up what i feel.

But anyway, thanks to some obscure reason, my holidays have ended up being pushed forward. Instead of clearing my leave and off during the Christmas period so i could spend time with family and friends, i am now officially clearing it from the 24th Nov till 10th Dec. How exciting. So anyone free during that period, feel free to ask me out as i'll probably be rotting at home or finding something to do.

P.S. I Love my Job. Such fulfilment, excitement and sense of Pride.

Stereotypist?

2006-11-20T17:51:00.000+08:00

Are you a stereotypist? Erm no... How stereotypist are you?

Let's face it people we are all bias and freaking stereotype in one way or another. For me, scholars from Country 'I' are loud, speaking in their proud accentuated English and have enough money for only one bird. Darn... there is a group besides me now talking loudly in the library. "Shuddup la!"

But please people, we should all open our narrow mind a bit somehow. Singaporean are way too conservative and that include myself. Maybe we should start seeing things from a different angle to gain a better perspective, in another word 'break out' (well in another sense, not the one in bryan's dictionary). Haha...

So, let's try somethings now...
A guy in berm and black socks and leather shoes may not be from Country 'C'.
A couple of muscular guy in singlet walking out the gym may not be gay.
A couple eating together may not be in a relationship.
Don't look down on the fatso over there, they may be richer and have a prettier gf than you.
and well...
A 16 years old look-a-like may in fact be 21 already. Darn~ Hahaha...

*alone in the freaking library and exhausted by law. Mugging sucks! yawn~~

Chong Ming's Birthday

2006-11-16T23:32:00.000+08:00

Well yeah it's Chong Ming aka Ryan's birthday today, so, Happy Birthday!

Went out with Bryan, Glory, Birthday-boy and ShiHan (dunno how to spell her name) to Brewerkz to 'celebrate' his birthday.

Sadly all the photos are in Bryan's phone and Glo (or ShiHan i dunno whose) camera so no picts for now. Await updates.

Believe it!!

2006-11-14T13:29:00.000+08:00

So what happen on Nov 12??

I am sure most of you will know what's shown in the picture above and of course many would have already know that I tried to persuade SMU students in my comms class on Friday to buy 4D! So on that very Sunday Nov12, I handed one of the 4D 'Optical Answer Sheet'(OAS) to a friend of mine. Well...you know jokingly not really serious that she will bet on it.

HAH! guess wat? this is what she bought from the OAS i given her...LOL! (0211!!). And that very evening, she called me...laughing and exclaiming with excitement!
Yes! Believe it! She strike 4D that very sunday. Her very 1st time! It may just be a consolation prize but it is still worth $130. Such coincidence! I feel powerful at that moment! That speech of mine seem magical now! Do you know how freaking low the probability is and it just happen that I presented on this topic and it just happen that i met her and give her that freaky OAS. Yes...for those we have seen my presentation, you better believe in 4D now! This actually happen real life! So all you people out there...what are you waiting for? Get a 4D OAS from me NOW!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Good Karma!

2006-11-13T01:35:00.000+08:00

Good things do come...this post was meant for sunday 12NOV.
How unexpected? What a pleasant surprise?
What do i mean?
Stay tune for more... it's 12 NOV 2006!

Whats with...

2006-11-12T03:38:00.000+08:00

It's 3am in the morning and i'm on my way home after watching soccer at Pang's place with Bryan. After Bryan hops on the cab i make my way home alone, a short 5 minute walk.

Into the lift i step, and the 12th floor i press.

As the door opens i get a nice surprise.

Infront of me stands a beautiful lady standing at around 1.75m, black mini skirt, blue tank top with a white bra showing at the top. Hair dyed slightly blonde, eye popping assets and damn long beeautiful legs. Okay to some of our viewers i guess this might be abit too... Male. But hell at 3am in the morning you'd think i'd be damn surprised and shocked? Not really, this is not the first time i've seen her, and sometimes in less than what i just described. Usually i see her around this time, when i just reach home from drinking or clubbing. Or sometimes early in the morning before i go to 'work'.

Now the question... Is she... Going to work? Just finished work? Or what in the blue hell is she doing dressed so damn sexy in such weird hours?! You know i just can't help but wondering. Some day maybe i'll gather up the courage and ask her.

However, the main idea of this post is not about her, although i hope she does see this and answers me. But the main idea is whats with the youths of singapore today? Bryan told me just now he knew of this girl who was caught giving a BJ in her school gym... What the fuck? Junior College kids smoking at the age of 17 or maybe even younger... Clubbing, smoking, drinking and who else knows what? Sad to say i usually do help these underaged 'kids' buy cigarettes...

Whats with the youths of our nation? 16 year old males going to Geylang to 'get some'. 16 year old females goin to clubs to 'get some' free. Well hell i'm not discouraging people, but... I don't know, maybe i'm getting old and closing my mind to such things. I sure ain't saying sex isn't good or it's taboo, but maybe the age just freaks me out slightly. Maybe it's cos when i was their age i didn't know about such things. I was an innocent sadistic little 16 year old who made other kids do push-ups and scold them till they cried. Now once in awhile i still scold people till they cry, but now they are older, and so am i.

Am i having too narrow a mindset? Traditionalist mindset? Or is it just too inbuilt in me to be disgusted by such acts at such ages?

I don't know... The world just disgusts me as the days go on. My friends and the small little stuff brighten up my life once in awhile, but they are just like candles in the darkness. Soon they get snuffed out. And the world turns dark once again. Lies, deception, politics, backstabbing, chaos, pre-marital sex, smoking, drinking, destruction, war and lots more... And to think i partake in some of the above activities.

It's almost 4am and my world is still dark. I'm sitting in front of my comp with a glass of vodka on the rocks and listening to Class 95 while i type this. I hope what i just typed makes sense, cos under these circumstances it sure does to me. I am someone who needs answers... Why is the world turning out like that? And who and what the hell does that pretty lady do?! Hah...

Brief Background History of the Bastards

2006-11-11T00:04:00.000+08:00

Once upon a secondary school life, there was a class full of bastards and bitches. This was the class of 106'98 and to mature on to 206'99, thus why they call themselves 06.

Well honestly it's mostly made up of bastards, the girls just stuck to themselves and called us crazy.

After our secondary 1 orientation camp we quickly became a close knit group of bastards who would eventually split up at secondary 3 and into different groups thanks to different CCAs, friends, hobbies, etc etc.

One of our favourite past time however would be to play soccer. Or if we had nothing better to do, wrestle. Yes we wrestled. We were Professional Wrestlers. Fake cuts. Uppercuts and jabs which looked real. Chairs to the head. Sadly we didn't have any sledgehammers or breakable tables at our disposal. I kid you not, we did wrestle after school. We would find a classroom, lock ourselves up and let the mayhem begin. Most people called us crazy and childish, most of them still do. But we were kids, and it was fun. To us we would never forget the time Bryan split his pants trying to kick someone in the face. Or the time Siong did a moonsault off a dais onto a mattress. Or the many times Jackson gave WeiChong the last ride. Or... I could go on for a long time, since forever would be an even longer time. But anyway, those were the days... Stories for another time.

Back to the topic. Yes, we were a class, and we stuck as a class even up till now. Or at least most of us stuck. We used to be more united as ex-classmates and friends, but then some stuff happened. Ofcourse it did, Murphy's Law, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Anyway, we are now sort of broken up with people all over the place. Some in University, some working, some in NS, some on their way to jail... Haha! We still try to meet up once in awhile, like our latest gathering, BBQ at Bryan's... Usually i run around trying to meet most of the 06ers, even those Pang and Bryan aren't very friendly with. Like YongXian, Liu, Glo, etc etc... Maybe someday we'll have a BBQ again for our loyal blog fans...

Ignore the date, i didn't set the date for my camera...

This is a picture of most of the 06 bastards, since this is suppose to be a brief history, i guess i'll cut it short. We are bastards, born into this family 06 under different names. We enjoy ourselves, go through thick and thin together, laugh at one another's misfortune and share one another's fortunes. Some of us club, some of us drink, some of us smoke, some of us pray, some of us fuck, some of us love, some of us are on the path to jail and caning. But no matter what, we are still 06.

Music is not good

2006-11-09T00:35:00.000+08:00

You know at times when you board the bus, you would expect a peaceful and serene ride home? Sorry SBS suckers, TV Mobile owns your sweet behinds like no tomorrow. However TIBS riders like me, certainly can look forward to nice lil ride home.

BUT NOT WHEN SOME RANDOM STUPID AH BENG OR MELAYU MAT SWITCHES ON THEIR BLOODY HANDPHONES AND PLAY THEIR LOUSY BRAND OF MUSIC OR MUSIK LOUDLY!

For God's sake or whomever you subscribe to up or down there, please do NOT commit such an inconsiderate and brainless crime. Firstly, its not good manners. Secondly, it seriously is not cool. Thirdly, it seriously is not cool when one listens to music this way when he or she can just bloody plug in the headphones or earphones. Are you too dirt poor to get a pair of decent ear/headphones when you can get a phone that comes with low fidelity speakers and plays mp3 too boot? Like wow, you got mp3! Hey, I got an iPod, with in-ear earphones and a Nokia phone which can play mp3 too! Fourthly, it seriously is not cool to play your music loudly on buses or in enclosed public places. Karma will bite you back in the ass when you grow old and hopefully more mature. Just look at my friend Xuxian and his SMU girl exploits. Haha! Karma bites, hard.

So you stupid fucks out there, don't ever continue such a bad habit. Inbred!

Karma!

2006-11-06T21:44:00.000+08:00

Do you believe in Karma? If you don't...YOU better start believing!

If you have watched the sitcom "My Name is Earl", you will probably know what I will be talking about. Dear Earl showed us how to persevere to reverse the bad karma that befall on him. And I think it's time I learn from dearest Earl.

Have you bitch and gossip about someone behind his/her back.
"Haha! so fat, look at those fats oozing from the waist!"
"So ugly...*puke"

Damn, then it's time you reflect what you say...Cause Mr. Bad Karma maybe lurking nearby waiting to strike anytime when you are not paying attention. And when that happen you better don't freak out.

Being a bastards like us is definitely not good. We bitch too much and I can sense that Mr. Bad Karma is already exercising his plan on me! Now I have to keep a lookout on him, this feeling is not good at all. Darn, but being a nice guy has no advantage...Good guy dies first!

Anyway, I should try really to be nice and keep quiet... I do not want to be backstabbed by Mr. Bad Karma and die without knowing the reason. Or maybe i have already been cursed my Mr. Bad Karma long before I know? No wonder I have been suay all of my 21years!

So a piece of advice for those out there, if you have been bitching too much and doing too many bad things...Better watch out! He's just somewhere around that dark corner......muahahah~

Self Finale

2006-11-03T00:11:00.000+08:00

Hi. I'm a not so simple boy serving his nation unwillingly. Hope you all sleep well at night while i protect the nation so. 7 months to ORD.

I like to do lots of stuff, mostly i like hanging out with my best friends Pang & Bryan. PB. Peanut Butter. Mmm food. I am someone who cannot make up his mind easily, most of the time i like to think that it's cos i'm too complicated but maybe it's cos i'm too simple. What i want, i usually don't get. What i like to do, i'm usually lousy at. I like to write too. So i guess i should just give up and don't want or do anything then i'll get what i want and be good at what i do eh? Things don't work that way. People say i look like a monkey. I am fat. I am not tall standing at 1.7M but still i stood in the first row as the AirForce Guard of Honor contingent during NDP'06. I love my friends. I love chocolate. I am Stan.

There, the last eye gouging picture of the 3 06bastards authors. We would probably post more picts of the other 06bastards and intro them too against their will and wishes. But thats what we are, bastards. This is kinda a last minute post and the picture was just taken too. But won't make much of a difference if it weren't. Still as fugly. So with this i end a chapter. Questions would be entertained, if we want to. But i guess most of you won't visit with all the eye bleeding pictures. Hah. Adios, for now.

Self the sequel...

2006-11-02T00:45:00.000+08:00

The introduction continues...It's my turn as more horror and distress haunt. Ok! Grab something...Anything around you! Brace yourself for the worst...

XuXian is the name. but some prefer Pang...whichever may sound familiar to you. Definitely not good looking. That's for sure. Otherwise girls will be flocking to me like bees to honey. Similarly, no money in my pocket as well. I spend only on myself. Yes...selfish little bastard. I admit. No Talent, No Look, No Money, Not Humorous, No nothing... Eh then what do I have? A bunch of good friends I think. yeah!

The story goes on...if dear Bryan is short. Then I am a dwarf standing at a mere 1.64 and like them i am grumpy as well. Too short... No wonder no one really bothers to lower their head for a look. Life's like that you know? But xuxian don't really care. He's just contented to be himself. Yawn~~ Boring right. You know sequel ain't really that exciting compared to the 1st instalment. But there's still a climax...It's coming...Be prepared!

"MY EYES!" ok ok...I can hear all of you screaming your pain. Shucks~ No wonder my house mirror cracked if I look for more than a second. HAHA...We maybe infected by the immunovirus, already at the benign stage but we don't really care! Woohoo~

Well well...there's definitely more to come. Come back and stay tune to this URL as Stan shall bring the final episode of...Self! muahahaha~

Self

2006-11-02T00:23:00.000+08:00

Allow me to introduce myself, one of the original founders of this blog, or so to speak. Beware of what lies ahead...

The name's Bryan. Let's forgo the family name least you reader decide to seek me out for revenge should you eyes bleed later on. No way in hell am I good looking so girls if you're looking for hot guys, you can stop reading. If you are looking for rich guys, move away too as Im a poor student and I do not have a car. If you are looking for something else other than those two mentioned above, please do not bother seeking me out. I do not think you will want to anyway.

In short, Im Short(1.72m), fat(fat enough to model for Xando Platinum 2) and ugly. Ugly enough to cause your precious monitor, lcd or crt, to die off. Notice that slight fade in colour at the bottom right hand corner of your screen. Please do not scream blue murder. Monitors can be easily replaced as long as you are no cheapskate. Here's a photo of me...be prepared...

See, see! Ugly anot?! CUI anot?! Buang anot! So cui till nobody wants to seat beside me on the bus ok, least they catch the Chao Ugly Immunovirus a.k.a CUI from me hor! The only cuier person than me is probably Michael Jackson lor... kns.

So there you go, one of the founding bastards of this blog. Stay tuned as my fellow bastardic administrators come out of their fugly shells to show you their cui and buang face. Till then...